#wheeljackin

And thus I cut and paste, for it is full of nift.

Well, this headcanon is for Primeverse but I guess it can be applied to some other continuities as well (except WfC/FoC because that was… let’s say lazy).

For me, Starscream, either being a non-ruling prince or simply a scientist, started to hear about the multiple rumors going around this “prodigy of the arena” called Megatron; if anything, Starscream is curious by nature, so he decided to check on what was so special about a brutish and uncouth gladiator. From the very first blow it was pure fascination, a force so devastating, a wrath so raw that shook his very spark from the roots; he soon found himself cheering for this master of war, tantalized by his supreme power.

Of course he had to own that power for himself, ambition no strange for Starscream, even at that point in time; so he decided to search for Megatron and meet him, talk to him, do anything to get on his good side, to be close to such a source of energy and strength. Of course this started to worry Skyfire as his colleague started to attend more frequently the arena and disappear without telling anyway, slacking in his duties. 

Zhehe~! It’s Uncle Cenzo! Hallo!!

16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?

Ooh, goals? I haven’t really zhought about it…

Ohoh! My smallest goal vould be to finally learn how to tie one of zhose cherry stems vith my tongue! Every time I try it gets stuck in mah teeth! [sad face]

My biggest goal…hrmmm OH! To eat zhe soul of zhe human zhat, uh, vhat’s zhe zhing?…”birthed” me, ya zhat’s it! I bet it will be delicious, zhehe~

22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

[I will narrate this scenario:

At first BB will spin it at every angle and look over it with a seemingly practiced eye as if she’s about to make a masterpiece. She then proceeds to draw the shittiest pencil drawing of Javier ever created (awkwardly holding the pencil with the tips of her claws) and adds a caption along the lines of “Jackass Boss Smells Like Rotten Sea Foam.” Not sure else to do, she scribbles all around her center picture, giving up and folding the paper into an origami swan. She pretends to make it fly and zooms the swan around her head. She then pretends to be a dragon and eats it. Then she snaps the pencil in two and feeds the halves to her hands.]

28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

[She snickers] I guess zhe Boss ist my best friend! Zhough friend is pushing it, zhaha.

My vorst enemy, eh? Javier. Zhose sandmen vho are zhe opposite of zhe Boss…Alvays sniffing avround unt trying to fuck up dinner time! Zhey are…too nice. [Gags dramatically] Unt zhey burn vhen zhou touch zhem!

35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

ZHOSE SILLY HUMAN CHILD FILMZ ZHAT, UH, PIZAR KEEPS MAKING. ZHEY ARE SO SAD, I KNEW HUMANS VERE DISGUSTING BUT I NEVER ZHOUGHT HEY VOULD SINK SO LOW TO SCAR ZHEIR OWN YOUNG!

Zhe Boss says zhey are a vaste of time. I retaliate but chewing on his favorite coat zhehehehe

44: Superstitions or views on the occult?

Zhehehehehe, ‘magic’ ist just science zhe humans haven’t discovered yet. Look at me, I am zhe embodiment of one’s deepest fears, I devour dreams, unt I haunt zhour towns unt cities vhile zhou sleep~

I DO BELIEVE IN ZHAT BAD LUCK STUFF. BEST NOT MESS AROUND VITH IT. ESPECIALLY VITH CATS, ZHE BLACKS ONES

“I want to lead.”

“I’m taller, so I’m leading.”

“It is literally in my blood to dance better than you, love. I’m leading,”

“Keep dreaming you little shit.”

“Fine. Just remember where my leg is, asshole~” 

You, good sir, have very good taste. If you shipped Scott Dolph/Vamp, you’d get a bro medal.

Wasn't that canon anyway? But yes I do.

I also ship Vamp and Raiden in a "what happens first? sex or bleeding out?" sort of way.