#wheeeeeeeeeeeze

like i answered the phone today with a "hello this is sam how may i help you?" and get the cold open of this patron telling me "you dont sound like a sam."

like idk what to tell you sir theres samuels, theres samanthas, and then theres fools who dont hang up on your sorry ass immediately named sam.

later in the conversation when i told him we couldnt drive over to his House (his personal living quarters!) to pick up the sewing machine hed like to donate (with our own city vehicles!). because. like. this is a Library. he asked me, in response,

"do any men work at the library?"

and when i didnt respond fast enough because what, he REPEATED

"do any men work at the library?"

bro. the sewing machine being heavy is not the problem here

@shiroeswife @littlestarprincess @jagerdernacht

Well since two of you requested Steve and two requested Aizawa 0//////0 I’m just gonna combine these. Also I wanna say these Aizawa hcs are for a potential future, we are NOT currently getting married (though it may be something I’ve thought about ohgodIthinkhemaybebecomingamainfaveohgodIcan’tbreathe)

Otp: Shield and Claws

Pulling some strings with old contacts, we were able to feed Interpol and the FBI bad intel to send them looking for us elsewhere while everyone gathered in a small church in the heart of Paris about a year after the events of Civil War.

An impromptu truce was called so we could all be together and, since this is in my no-infinity-war au, even Thor and Bruce were there. Bucky was Steve's best man with Sam and Thor as groomsmen; Natasha was my maid of honor with @shiroeswife and Wanda as my other bridesmaids. Nick even came out of hiding so he could walk me down the aisle. Peter and @wispy-selfship-eden were junior groomsman and junior bridesmaid respectively.

Before the ceremony Steve was very insistent about not seeing me, but right before it started, we did meet around a corner from each other to share a few words. It was so hard to resist reaching around that corner to kiss him.

Our first dance was to the song "How long will I love you" and we both cried.

The reception had to be ended a bit early as we were tipped off that the FBI were on their way. Tony and the others who weren't fugitives agreed to distract them as long as they could so everyone else could get away. Regardless, Steve and I still ended up being chased through Paris on his motorcycle with me still in my wedding dress.

  Otp: Feline Instincts of Love

Shouta's proposal came as quite a surprise; while we had talked about maybe getting married someday, I had no idea he'd intended to ask me soon. He hadn't actually planned it out, but knew it was the right moment when I spotted a shooting star while out on patrol one night and asked if he'd made a wish.

Due to both of us being pro heroes and having a distaste for being in the spotlight, we kept the location of the wedding secret for as long as possible in the hopes of avoiding any interruptions from the media.

We were married in early fall in a secluded spot in a nearby park. Our colors were teal and copper and my bouquet featured burnt orange asiatic lilies. Shouta wore a black suit with teal tie and one of the lilies in his coat pocket while I wore a simple A-line gown with an empire waist and teal flats.

The ceremony was very short and sweet. Not only were neither of us interested in long speeches and proclamations, but we were also eager to just be married already. We did however make an exception to include a handfasting ceremony to honor my Irish heritage.

I AM SO LATE ON INKTOBER AND not sure when i will have the time to resume...so have some pyre doodles i did in between....that should...count....maybe