#whb rant

NAAAAAAAAHHHHH tell me why he did us dirty like that???

I know MC/Ra-On gets a bad rep for being a dumbass bitch in the fandom but I know my happy ass would fall for this shit and say "hoooray! :3333" with ZERO hasitation

Okay so this is just my thing but like I think Foras' death was first a last minute decision and/or just lazy writing and second a really dumb choice and this is 100% bias talking and tell me if I'm just coping lol

First, a thing I think everyone caught on when the trailer dropped but killing off a character like Foras really fucks with the timeline. Like if he's dead at the end of the events in Babel, how is he in any card story actually (Because chronologically most of them make sense to have happened post Babel) Levi's selfie card makes the most of this because Foras is there and the selfie card stories are implied to happen after the events of Babel (as seen as how Beel knew MC in this chapter too and also Marbas mentioning the last time he and MC met during Lucifer's card was during Nina and Leamus and immediately after that Babel happened!) and let's not talk about the events like the Butler events and literally every other place he shows up because if the cards are canon and happen in the story(according to Beel knowing MC) then it makes no sense for Foras to have died as it messes with the timeline like fuck because most of these events and cards would have had to take place after Babel which was why everyone was so sure he wouldn't die.

Also I think that just did it for Leviathan's character growth. You know the "Mean but secretly cares thing". They were really on that in Chapter 7. Because like read the dialogue it's mostly MC and Leviathan crying, which makes sense but like that was more the focus than anything else.

Idk if they wanted to properly kill a character I'd have gone with Kesi or Subject 1 because they haven't shown up in any cards or events(to my knowledge) and it would have been so much cooler! They already showed the other failed experiments being Angelified and them having the strength of Mammon so boom Angelify Subject 1 and watch them all struggle with that and it'd make sense for Mammon to appear to stop it because it'd be like finishing what he started in killing his clones and the timeline doesn't fall apart like wet paper. It have emotional value and give those two more lore and screentime, it'd make people eager to meet Kesi again later in the story to see how he's doing and it'd still give that emotional value they were looking for because Tartaros is kinda indebted to the guy for keeping them alive secretly ig. It'd also be a chance to see Kesi and Mammon actually interact and give him more character then a convenient help in whatever chapter he shows up- and I don't wanna hear that "Weren't they busy saving Tartaros?" If Tartaros was really in danger Mammon wouldn't have been sitting on his ass playing games the whole time. I think Kesi just staged that so he could leave peacefully.

Speaking of Mammon though how TF did he get down the steps so fast when it took the Babel crew ™ basically months to get to the bottom?? I don't think that's in his skillset but oh well

But back to the original topic currently basically all the characters currently in the Gacha pool have some plot value that killing them would make everything fall apart. It'd have made more sense to kill Foras after Babel because then there'd be a part in the timeline where him still being there for events and cards actually make sense.

This shot got me raging harder than Satan. But ngl the actual chapter did get me crying and shit so I guess they did good there but that's mostly because I love Foras more than anything and now bro is high fiving Solomon and is cosplay Genshin impact Furina. They are either going to bring him back at some point(which I doubt) or just leave this bs of a problem be there

TL;DR Foras' death was wack and messed with the timeline and it should have been either Kesi or Subject 1(Leaning towards Subject 1) and I will die on this hill

MC's legs do not look like a man's legs? You literally cannot tell the gender just by the legs? If y'all remember the attacker card designs, the legs don't look either female or male either?

Why does everyone assume that women can't have thick, muscular legs with a nice toned booty? Why does everyone think men only have that?

ANYWAY

Like everyday you log on, do your dailies, weeklies,…Complete tasks on the Nightmare Pass that day.

And if you have enough resources, you gamble.

Like it’s so repetitive. And dull and it gets boring.

There’s no event but even if there is, it doesn’t help much.

I need this company to get their shit together and improve their game. Like add more game modes! Do something that helps the game more enjoyable and not feel like dull chores you have to do because you’re forced to.

Maybe improve the quality of your game, don’t be lazy and make more sprites! Instead of reusing sprites.

Human: just throw it all together, it'll figure itself out.

How horrified he was? At this point, what's other devils from Paradise Lost opinions on weird organs?

How different organs in devils? Do they have different blood types? Are they the same blood types humans have? If yes can they exchange it between each other becoming a donors for each specie? If no what consequences would of still exchanging it between specie? Who will die faster from bleeding out? I'm rambling but what are the chances devils intestine is shorter than humans?

What I'd their bones different from humans, arranged slightly differently? Humans have their skulls fused together I one piece by old age, or generally fuse with age. At what point devils skull fuses itself into one solid bone bc I am 100% sure none of these bitches never broke their bones, n specifically skull. Is horn placement hereditary? Was there any horn types that are now lost bc of circumstances? Is there horn surgeries, bc clearly they can be filed n they regrow every 10 years or so. Is horn surgery used for trends?

How their horns work. From inside. They clearly have receptors inside them, but they're also clearly bone or bone adjacent. But they also squirt cum?? From the top? If u file ur horn can u see the hole out of which cum spurts out? Do their horns grow indefinitely or they have set size they can grow bigger than? If they grow indefinitely, handling horns is each devils own responsibility BECAUSE their horns that sensitive. If they have set size they can't outgrow, can devils predict when their own horns will stop grow if they got adopted and idk their original parents? Does growing them feels itchy or they may not even notice? Is there r any way to style horns like styling trees by putting them in tight knots tied to poles for cool shapes? If so what r the most popular shapes to mold ur horns into? Most definitely the answer is no bc again, horns r like secondary sexual organ n who would just do that to themselves?

But it was implied in Dantalions words that the smaller horns, devils tend to assume devils with short horns r weaker. Where did that myth came from? Who started it? Is that bc baby devils have small horns so, assuming that, anyone with short horns is weak? Damn probably yes.

At least with Solomon seals you can get very fucking lucky and get the character you want without having to pay. With the nightmare pass you have to pay and do a lot of chores to maybe get the character you want.

For me, to even consider paying to get the character I need to be 100% that I'll get it. Like in the pancake shop. I would rather pay 5 dollars for an L character knowing full well that I'll get it than maybe posibly getting the character.

"But, Luceafarul, the rewards you get outside the card in the nightmare pass are worth the money" no the fuck they're not. They are curancies in a phone game, they have no value. At least for the card you get excited and you have a little story attached. What the fuck do you gain by getting Solomon tears? It's just a number going up.

I haven't seen anyone talk about this yet but-

Trigger warning: Grooming?