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Reporter: How do you feel ignoring the theorizing that Avid is a witch in your fic?
Me: Real great about it, actually.
Strange voice: Hey man you forgot to add the miscommunication tag to your other fic
Me: I know, I did it because evil.
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Yeah i keep a little version of you trapped in my mind palace. I use it as a puppet to have conversations with and sometimes torment it for my own pleasure....and occasionally...for funz..for alittle silly,,,,I make our tiny imaginary dolls kiss :3
So I was watching a thing about Jake Doolittle (sad white boy grifter on YouTube) and he suddenly reminded me of James Somerton (sad white boy grifter on YouTube) and then I thought about the entire genre of sad white boy grifters on YouTube. You know the ones. They're kind of pasty and a bit chubby in the cheeks and slightly posh and think of themselves as intellectual. They wear glasses and a turtleneck and spend most of their time either sneering or preaching, but then when they get caught in a grift they go all soft and floppy and start talking in a hushed voice about how bad a headspace they're in and how they've had lots of surgeries and they lost their best friend and people are unsubscribing so they won't be able to make rent and they're very sorry about all these things they did that were in fact really not a big deal and everyone caring about what they did is actually really hard on them.
And suddenly I was presented with the vision of Eustace from the Chronicles of Narnia, and I realised how crucial it was that he had to be turned into a dragon and thereby change his entire outlook on life, because I'm pretty sure that if he had been allowed to grow up the way he was he would have become a sad white boy grifter. Possibly not on YouTube, because he was born too early for that, but honestly who knows because he might have fallen through the wrong magic door and be preaching and sneering and softly self-pitying on YouTube to this very day. And I commented about this, but nobody on YouTube will understand my train of thought on this, so I thought I'd better bring it to Tumblr.
I will henceforth think of this entire genre of YouTuber as pre-dragon Eustaces. May Aslan send the dragons soon.
one of my favorite things is speaking to my mother like a Victorian ghost-
Gotta go to the Animal Jam bar to get an Animal Jam rum & coke (250 gems) and have a long talk on a barstool with Greely (heβs growing an Unemployment beard)
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I think I should be allowed to smell my friends
I take pride in being weird and offputting and bizzare but then I experience the side effect: no one likes you
I got myself a new little Shockwave to tide me over until I get my other guys back (my favorite ones have been fucking *lost* in the shuffle of stuff while the insurance people were cleaning up after the fire but *apparently* they're looking for them)
We got gelato. I'll be honest I'm a bit tipsy, no I didn't drive to the store my cousin drove.
I want my other guys back so badly T^T my big Shockwave and Soundwave, and my Ultra Magnus, and my Prowls (I have like 4), and my Megatron(s), and the list will go on....
Happy Saturday guys I haven't drawn or written but yknow what it's been a good day
