#weird random shit

The tidbits Osmosis gives can be WILD.

My friend magicphobic made part one  http://magicphobic.tumblr.com/post/106386658983/shitty-hetalia-fanfiction-cause-its-2-30-am  russia x ameriaca - stoned lovers

one peaceful wait nah it's never peaceful. you know what scratch that. one loud and sexy evening in a crappy hotel room located in LA Ivan and Alfred were stoned so what better time was there to have sex. I mean what could go wrong? Everything went wrong as soon as they undressed eachother they were drunk and stoned so there was not alot of sex happening which made the hobo outside the window sad. you may ask why are they not having heart attacks but you should shut the fuck up and listen to the god damn story. "woah duuuuude" Alfred moaned "I see sooooo many rainbows". "hold still this will not hurt american boy" Ivan said as he impaled Alfred's butt hole with his penis.

HUngary and Japan were getting a good veiw of all the yaoi so they started making fanfics way better than this one. "now little birdy goes in here" Russia said as he grabbed Alfreds penis and inserted it into his mouth. "duuuuuuude" Alfred said as he moaned. France then suddenly jumped through the window and shoved breadsticks up everyones anus's and everyone died. "Awwww" the french man said "I didn't have a chance to strip"

The Queen of England arrived and said "Hellllluuuuu this is her royal highness queen Elizabeth and i now declear this room to be a rape sceen". "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" the french man yelled as he jumped out the window.

France was soon found and shot to death

THE END  BUT THEN Arthur Kirkland then crashed through the window and was half naked and heavily drunk and revived everyone using tinkerbells power of potato. Italy from the last fanfic Spamono the awaking crashed through the last not broken window screaming "VIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVI!".

Germany entered with his german sprakle party and put his lether boots on and unzipped his party pants. Italy then used the power of VI and turned into a 50 foot pasta craving killing machine. "VIIIIII" Italy shreiked. Then England, HHUngary, Japana, Russia, Alfred, and Germany turned into the power rangers and got oximus prime and started to charge towards Italy

But suddenly shrek cane out of the blue and whispered into Italy's ear "This is my swamp". Italy then ate Shrek but then threw up because Ogres are like oninons and Shrek had too many layers.

The Power Rangers then fell into the vomit and they're power suits got damaged so they were useless. Italy then took over the world and enslaved the human race. More Italy's were made in different sizes so the rest of the human race hid behind 3 walls. Wall Maria, Wall Rose, and Wall Sina. and then they began they're attack on the Italy's! Attack on Titan theme plays

The collasol Ita then kicked wall Maria and put a giant hole in the wall and then people tried to play hole in the wall but were eaten by Ita's. This fanfic began to fall appart it was no longer a cheesy russia x america fanfic anymore it was a start of a legened.

Alfred then woke up he had fell asleep with Russia's penis in his ass. "Thank god that was all a dream" Alfred said. Or was it? A giant 50 foot italia eyeball was in the window

I've just become a semblance of 

and now

*sigh* 

two nasty mosquito bites on my arm have been bugging me for the past day and a half.

i was in the kitchen and i thought to myself, you know, i really want to smear baking soda on these.

yes, i actually did think that. it's weird, i know.

so i went and asked the internet if i could actually use baking soda on bug bites and you can!

2 parts baking soda to 1 part water. or, about a teaspoon baking soda, few drops water is what I used. let harden. peel off. laugh at mosquitos.

smear on. it stung a for a second but then the itching stopped immediately. like, you know that relief euphoria that happens when pain suddenly disappears? i had the itch version of that. it was wonderful.

the swelling is almost gone, too.