Damian : This is my first alcoholic beverage and to be quite honest...I feel strange

Jason : It’s a beer, you can handle it. Now, confession hour

Tim : huh ?

Jason : *swallows scotch* This is a good time to get something off of each of our chests that we’ve never admitted out loud. We’re relaxed, unbiased. The mood is strictly low-key; who wants to go first ?

Dick : *raises hand* I sometimes call people back and let it ring, like, twice then hang up so it looks like I’ve tried

Tim : ....

Dick : I also need to stop flirting. I owe like, 30 people a relationship

Damian : we all already know that Grayson, that’s hardly a confession at all

Jason : Yeah not exactly the ‘dirty confessions’ I was talking about dishing but, good start Dickie baby 👍

Dick : *relieved exhale*

Tim : wearing lip gloss while chewing gum makes me feel like the early 2000′s  queen bitch I’ve always wanted to be

Damian : ... 

Jason : .....

Dick : ....

Jason : ....wow...I don’t even know how to respond to that shit...

sometimes when I cut my fingernails, I'll bury the nail clippings in a plant in my home.

So if the cops ever have to search it, there'll be a funny story of why is this plant filled with fingernails?