#weeee!!!!

ILL GIVE YOU of picture of MY FIRST BORN CHILD (ex-wife's cat) IN EXCHANGE FOR MORE OF IT PLEASEEEEEEE/silly

here's proof of the child, his name is Yuri and he is stinky:

AAWWWW CUTE KITTTYYY!!!!!! I'm so glad you liked my fic hehehehehehehee!!!! I'm currently writing chapter 2 of it but I did take a little break to write a MechBae fic >:3

but i. really enjoy the idea of Viktor having a native language other than english (it wouldnt have to be czech like his og accent because fantasy setting i guess (but it could be👀👀)) aaannd like....... him slipping back into it when hes regressed deep enough dhyistgjz hed totally talk it over with jayce and prep him so they can communicate and jayce would totally learn or at least like have something written down but like. would it be kinda funny if one day theyre quietly hangin out, jayce sitting in with some paperwork keeping an eye on viktor nearby as hes playing and he just goes like

V: *walks up to Jayce, gearing up to ask for something*

J: Whats up buddy?

V: *mumbly* ...mám hlad

J: ......huh :) (oh god whats happening oh fudge)

V: *pulls him over into the kitchen, looks expectantly*

J: OH are you hungry?? yeah of course, lets get you some dinner!

V: večeře! :D

J: haha yup totally good for you bud *sweating*

🏃‍♂️💨 OK BYE

NOOO why scared!!!! I love love this WAH!!!!

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.

A-Age: 19

B-Birthplace: Rhode Island

C-Current Time: 11:35pm

D- Drink You Last Had: Water (Lame)

E- Easiest Person To Talk To: My sister, Jess!

F- Favorite Song: Right now it’s Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds

G- Grossest Memory: Super Gross – When I was, like, between 8-11 I was walking across a chair like a balance beam and I fell BAD and I needed to see a gynecologist in the emergency room because I wouldn’t stop bleeding and  I spent the whole time trying not to pee on the guy trying to figure out if I needed stitches down there.

H- Horror Yes or Horror No: NOPE! I’m a BIG baby!!

I- In Love: With myself yo

J-Jealous of People: People are more jealous of me than the other way round

L-Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again: Love at first sight!! It’d be silly for me to make an ice cream cone walk by me anyway!

M-Middle Name: Page (Like a book because my family hates vowels apperently)

N-Number of Siblings: 2!

O- One Wish: Order anything I want from McDonalds without having to use coupons

P-Person You Called Last: I called? I guess my Mom.

Q- Question You Are Always Asked: “Which one is older?” because I’m a twin and I guess everyone wants to know how long my mother was in labor between my sister and my birth

R- Reason To Smile: There’s free HQ episodes of every season of Totally Spies on YouTube!

S-Song You Last Sang: “My Guy” from Sister Act (I think that’s what it’s called?? I only know the song from the movie so…)

T-Time You Woke Up: 11:30am…

U- Underwear Colour: White (Lame)

V- Vacation Destination: A cruise to ANYWHERE

W- Worst Habit: Nail Biting. I got stressed out a few days ago and chewed every last one to the skin. Ew!!

X- X-Rays: Just teeth!!

Y- Your Favorite Food: Ice Cream

Z- Zodiac Sign: LiBRUH