#websavior

 ❛ hooooney! poopsi! pookie-kins, light of my life, the flutter to my butter, the knees to my bees, the jelly to my peanuts, the ronnie to my sammi! ❜  

         ❛ I’m going to need you to move - ooooohhh, lets say five feet so I can shoot that civilian you seem to be deliberately protecting.    -- yeah, that guy ! ❜        hey, guys a sleeze-bag. honestly, wouldn’t even miss him. and really, I promise my bullet won’t even miss him. I mean my aim is pretty damn good, just ask my girlfriend.

the blonde’s eyes    turn wide twice their actual size the moment they spot the scene   ;   they watch peter open his mouth and shovel an inappropriate amount of popcorn into it   (   which fails to surprise her   ,   really   )   but then he begins to lean towards her face with a grin she knows way too well   ,   causing  gwen to nearly fall off the bed with her attempt to escape him   .   ❝   nope nope nope   .   no way we’re headed for make out city with your mouth full of that   !   ❞