I had a nap dream that a youtuber who was a Bionicle fan made a video series of himself trying to create a device that would convince Lego execs to greenlight a new Bionicle revival.
It started out as a water hose gun full of old broken bionicle parts (strangely mostly represented by Mata Legs instead of Lime pieces) in the water; the idea being to pelt the execs harmlessly with the parts to guilt-trip them into making more. The water was supposed to mitigate the impacts so it wouldn't accidentally seriously wound someone.
Setting aside all the reasons that wouldn't work to convince anyone of anything, the dream got... weird from there.
The water gun evolved into a full-on Weather Machine??? In his spooky third-floor attic??? To create localized thunderstorms and rain bionicle pieces on the execs???
But the real kicker was how in that same progress update vlog, he casually added that the weather machine's antigravity feature, to float the pieces up into the clouds, required meat and flesh to work.
And also just as casually revealed that he had a human corpse stored in his basement freezer, that he was saving for some other project but could use for this instead.
The dream skipped ahead to the completed, working weather machine in use, with him looking like a genuine supervillain as he stood on a rooftop balcony, framed by an ominous thunderstorm where every streak of lightning revealed the silhouettes of countless bionicle parts and several large chunks of frozen person cadaver floating in the storm around him.
Then it went back to him vlogging about how he would chop up and prepare the cadaver to be fed to the weather machine, and thankfully my weak stomach kicked in there. I woke up just a bit ago, and am still pretty disturbed by the completely out-of-pocket direction that went in.
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All due respect to Interpol, but "Weather Control Device" is a pretty alarmist term for what is essentially a zeppelin filled with dry ice, I think we can all agree.
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When you mess around with the weather machine in Selvadorada one too many times....
Note: This is why I recommend to those that are doing the Return to the Jungle challenge that they save their game frequently. There are a lot of ways to die over the course of this challenge, and dodging bullets and enemy agents isn’t one of them.
PS: There was a reason why that warning sign is placed where it is at the Safe House.