#we is

im a human

humans arent perfect

we just are

we is

So this was a few months ago, which definitely dates how far this was back in my drafts, but these were a few of the gems of getting to hang out with my Trash Turtle Bro-mate, @multaingenium for the first time in the two years we’ve known each other.

Seriously it was one of the best experiences of my life (aside from leaving which was the worst), and I got to spend so much time in person with my best friend, my other mischievous half, my soul sistah. And yeah if you think it’s going to end there, it won’t. We started on a pretty damn high note with starting with visiting NYC, but it’s only up from there guys, and these are just a few examples of the reasons why.

“Et tu boozehead?”

#naturaldick2k18

“I didn’t get dick but I got coupons.”

“Are you copy-editing my texts?”

-impersonates a moose mating call in the middle of an NYC bar-

“Supremely perpendicular penis.”

“Your pain matches my pain, let's drink about it.”

“Have you really never smacked booty?” “Nope, nor ever in the middle of the Met but apparently that is about to change on all accounts.”

“Can you catch cankles?”

I saw this, and all I could think was:

Cool, new person to talk to.