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Stray thoughts
1) WTF happened hereā¦
What does Dock mean by āDevilās hell, plus an angel incarnate?ā Why is he looking at the horse when he refers to the angel?
2) WHAT.THE.FUCK
You suffered severe damage to your spinal cord, causing paralysis from the waist down.
Itās clear to me that sheās being held hostage, there clearly was no car accident. But this whole hospital scenario? I donāt know if sheās dreaming or if sheās hallucinating or if someone is inducing her hallucinations or dream-reality or whatever. I mean, she canāt be paralyzedā¦
3) Doc and Dolls will be forced to work together to rescue her, that should be fun.
4) Wynonna is smart, though. She realized something was off immediately, but even before this ādoctorā mentioned the āradical new procedureā heās been implementing on his patients, she made him take the bait by asking him what University heād gone to. Plus, she did this:
Which hopefully means sheāll be able to walk soon?
5) Why is Bethany there?! I thought she had been ripped apart!
6) Okay, so this Jack of Knives revenant is a psycho serial killer from Wyattās and Docās time. Cool. Cool cool cool. And heās the last of the Seven. That should be a treat.
7) Oh shit, Nicole had to be resuscitated. But this begs the question, why did this Jack-ass took Bethany and not Nicole? I get why he took Wynonna, but what does he need Nicole for? What kind of sick Human-Centipede experiment is he trying to pull off?
8) Ugh Bethany! I get what she means, sheās not brave, sheās just a regular girl, butā¦ Wynonna just told her this guy is a serial killer, so what does Bethany think is going to happen if she stays in her bed and keeps quiet? Look, Iām not a brave person either, but Iāll be skedaddling for sure if my two options were to stay with Dr. Serial Killer or run away.
9) See, Bethany? This is what happens when youāre not a risk-takerā¦
10) This is scary as fuck, I wasnāt expecting this shit.
11) Wynonna is going to pull one a la Beatrix Kiddo, right?
12) I think Iām shipping thisā¦
My heart turned to mush when she said that. I believe they are a thing, I think Iāve seen some gifs of them on my dash, and if thatās the case, Iām grateful this is not queer-baiting.
13) So the Jack-ass has a type of victim, which again begs the question, what do Bethany and Wynonna have in common that made them his target?
14) Yep, Wynonna is Beatrix-ing the hell outta there.
15) Why do these two give me so many platonic feels?
I truly enjoy their interactions in a different way from his interaction with Wynonna, you know? I see him and Wynonna and Iām like WHY DONāT YOU BANG ALREADY. And then I see him and Waverly, and Iām like AWW THIS IS SO WHOLESOME, HEāS LIKE HER BIG BROTHER!Ā
16) I donāt know why I loved the shade they gave the Fight Clubā¦
DOC: There are two rules to this, Mr. Dolls.
DOLLS: Let me guess. First rule of fight club, never talk about fight club, right?
DOC: Nobody talks about it, how're fellas gonna know where it is?
17) Dolls literally said what I was about to writeā¦
18) Oh shitā¦
How did she manage to hold in the pain?!
19) I donāt know, but maybe is what a psycho would say?
Ā Maybe?
20) Dolls and Doc are gonna fight each other and Iām here for it.
21)
This is going to be delightful to watch.
22) I guess heās found his motivationā¦
23) So he wasnāt talking about himself in the third person after allā¦
This is Jack-ass!
24) Even though I feel this is a case of the kettle calling the pot blackā¦
...Iād be lying if I said I didnāt enjoy it.
25) Yep, he totally deserved that.
Like, telling Doc that Wynonna going missing is his fault? And that Wyatt left him to die? How dare he?
26) Heās so excited heās won, I love him.
27) Thereās no way heās killed Dolls, though. Iām not buying that. He probably seems dead because of the drugs heās taking, right? Or he might have been trained to pretend to be dead.
28)
Seriously, though, that was super creepy.
29) I died. Doc trying to figure out how modern technology works is simply the best and a nice reminder that heās not from this time.
Also, Dolls is alive and kicking, but he hasnāt explained how yet.
30) This reminded me of Cordeliaās āWhatās your childhood trauma?ā
Also, having a serial killer compare themselves to you is everyoneās dream right?
31) What is this Jack-ass deal though? He likes taking womenās organs out and showing them to the girls, okay. But why? What is he looking for?
32) Okay, yep, Dolls had been trained on how to make himself look dead, but I donāt think heād be able to pull it off in the situation he was in? In the middle of a fight, when his pulse was probably racing and he was super stressed because Doc had called him out? I donāt think so.
33) Okay, Dollsā division is starting to look eerily similar to The Initiativeā¦
DOC: If your bosses have no compunction about turning a person into a pin cushion, how are they better than the demons?
DOLLS: Your body is a treasure trove for science. Think about what the military could do with soldiers who didn't get sick, didn't age? It was a decision made for the good of the many.
DOC: I get to choose who I share my treasure trove with, not the goddamn government.
34) Wait, what?
JACK-ASS: I know you're not gonna believe this, but I really liked your father. He wasn't like the other Earp heirs. He wasn't ambitious like Edwin, or courageous like Josiah, but he had something that they didn't have. Wits. When Ward started his little ride, he realized that in order to survive, he was gonna have to make certain alliances.
WYNONNA: With who? Black Badge?
JACK-ASS: Don't be daft. He made a pact with the big man himself. Bobo Del Rey.
WYNONNA: No. My daddy would never make a deal with a demon. Never.
JACK-ASS: They were very close friends
So Wynonnaās father had made a deal with Bobo? Does this mean that the reason the Seven went after him was that heād broken the pact somehow? I mean, not only did he make a deal with Bobo but he was FRIENDS with him?
I also find it interesting how what made Ward different from the other heirs is probably one of Wynonnaās most important traits ā her wits.
35) Bless you, Doc, for saving Wynonna in the nick of time.Ā
36) Oh, sweet Jebus, these two falling into each otherā¦
Why donāt you kiss already?!
37)
WYNONNA: Donāt kill each other.
DOC AND DOLLS:
38) āIt was youā¦ or her.ā DocĀ is trying to teach Dolls about principles, but letās be real, he probably wouldāve made the same choice if heād been in Dollsā shoes, soā¦
39) Can this dude predict the future? Is this where this show is headingā¦?
JACK-ASS: Oh, I wish I could stay! Watch what's coming next. A reunion. An escape. So much blood.
Who will be reunited? Who will escape? WHO WILL DIE?! Iām scared, but Iām also excited to see if this turns out to be foreshadowing...
40) The Buffy feels are real, yāall!
41) āWhat now?ā is a great question. The Seven are dealt with, so, is Wynonna going after Bobo? The Stone Witch? There are 5 more episodes left, so Iām sure shit is about to get realā¦
42) Okay, Iām back to liking Dolls since he told his boss Doc is only a con artist and is more concerned about finding out who in his organization is working for Bobo.
43) Yet another great episode. Iām always surprised at how long my recaps are for this show, but thereās so much going on all the time and everything seems relevant somehow? I really canāt wait to see how this season endsā¦
44)Ā Hope you enjoyed my recap, and, as usual, if youāve got this far, thank you for reading! If you enjoy my recaps and my blog, please consider supporting it on ko-fi.Thanks!
finecallmejane replied to your post āWynonna Earp 1x08 Two-Faced Jackā
This has always been one of my favorite episodes. Also gdfjghkdfg your commentary continues to be wonderful!
Oh thanks so much, Iām glad you enjoy reading my ramblings! This one was definitely a fun episode to watch, probably because of all the unexpected pairings and the suspense/scares. But Iāve liked every episode so far! I donāt think there have been any duds!Ā
