#wayne grace

“He got seven kids and three bikers… This time they got him.”

Putting all my long propaganda contenders in one poll

Sheriff Hamilton:

MULDER: We found out you used to be the Dog-Faced Boy. (He hands Hamilton the advertisement of the Dog-Faced Boy. Hamilton looks at it and smiles.)HAMILTON: Boy, look how skinny I was back then. SCULLY: So that is you. HAMILTON: Oh, sure. I spent the first half of my life as Jim-Jim. Then one morning I noticed a bald spot on top of my head and realized I was not only losing my hair but my career as well. Eventually all the hair went... on top of my head, anyways. The rest of my body is still pretty hairy, which is why I never go to the beach.

The Men in Black:

*threateningly* "No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus."

The mustache is the scariest part of the whole thing. I'll always remember how Jesse Ventura tried to unionize the WWF and was foiled by Hulk Hogan scabbing/ratting.

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To jog your memory, here are the episodes they're from:

Humbug: Mulder and Scully must find the paranormal among the abnormal when they are sent to investigate a long standing series of ritualistic killings which match no known patterns. The latest of which was the death of the "Alligator Man", just one of many sideshow acts around which the town of Gibsonton, Florida, is built.

RIP #RegCathey  - he was 1993 as Klingon Commander Morag  in #StarTrek #TNG "Aquiel"

Jeff Glaser: November 23, 9 PM, Eastern Standard Time. From here on in, I shoot (these cryptids) without a script. See if anything comes from it, instead of my old shit.

(mod note: the above is a Rent reference)

Sheriff Hamilton:

MULDER: We found out you used to be the Dog-Faced Boy. (He hands Hamilton the advertisement of the Dog-Faced Boy. Hamilton looks at it and smiles.) HAMILTON: Boy, look how skinny I was back then. SCULLY: So that is you. HAMILTON: Oh, sure. I spent the first half of my life as Jim-Jim. Then one morning I noticed a bald spot on top of my head and realized I was not only losing my hair but my career as well. Eventually all the hair went... on top of my head, anyways. The rest of my body is still pretty hairy, which is why I never go to the beach.

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To jog your memory, here are the episodes they're from:

Detour: On the way to an FBI convention in Florida, Mulder and Scully stop to help in the investigation of the mysterious disappearance of three people in the woods, where a pair of invisible humanoids lurk.

Sheriff Hartwell: I love how petty Mulder & Scully get over him. Also the fact that he's [episode spoilers] a vampire.

Sheriff Hamilton:

MULDER: We found out you used to be the Dog-Faced Boy. (He hands Hamilton the advertisement of the Dog-Faced Boy. Hamilton looks at it and smiles.) HAMILTON: Boy, look how skinny I was back then. SCULLY: So that is you. HAMILTON: Oh, sure. I spent the first half of my life as Jim-Jim. Then one morning I noticed a bald spot on top of my head and realized I was not only losing my hair but my career as well. Eventually all the hair went... on top of my head, anyways. The rest of my body is still pretty hairy, which is why I never go to the beach.

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To jog your memory, here are the episodes they're from:

Bad Blood: While investigating bizarre exsanguinations in Texas, Mulder kills a teenage boy whom he "mistakes" for a vampire. Awaiting a meeting with Skinner, Mulder and Scully attempt to get their stories "straight" by relating to each other their differing versions of what happened during their investigation.

Reg E. Cathey as Morag 1993 in Star Trek: The Next Generation ”Aquiel”