#watchhog

Firedog and Lil’dog from ‘Jet’s Black Nuzlocke’

Not my first time posting this online, but def my first time posting it here.

New page is out, go see these rat queens coach their anxious daughter!

Partner: *singing cheerily* it is GOOD day to be NOT dead!

Pancham: *shoots Partner* Pow! You are DEAD.

Partner: I AM DEAD!!!

Hero: *approaching and humming*

Pancham: aw shi- *hides weapon*

Hero: *gasp* The partner is DEAD.

Partner(Dead): Yes. I am DEAD.

Hero: WHY is the partner dead?

Pancham: I dunno.

Partner(Dead): I think it was-

Hero and Pancham: SHHHH!! You are DEAD!

Partner(Dead): Okay! *fucking dies*

Shelmet: *hops in* What's up you fuckers! Who's up for a-AH! What the fucking hell just happened?

Hero and Pancham: The partner is dead.

Shelmet: The Partner is DEAD?

Hero: Correct!

Shelmet: *happy*

Hero: SO! Did you see the murderer?

Shelmet and Pancham: Nope. Sorry man.

Hero: I will find him. I will CAPTURE him. And NO ONE will EVER die again!

Shelmet: *clapping* Well, that's nice.

Pancham: *clapping* I am DAMN proud right now.

Watchhog: ATTEEEEEEEEEENNNTION! The partner is dead!

Hero: We know!

Watchhog: Who killed him?

Hero: We don't know!

Watchhog: I will find clues! *sniffs around* What's that? A WEAPON?! *holds it up* THAT thing is why the partner is DEAD!

Hero, Pancham, and Shelmet: The partner is DEAD?!

Watchhog: Yes! He DIED!

Hero, Pancham, and Shelmet: *gasp of terror*

Audino: *crashes into Watchhog* Raus raus! Move NOW! *kisses dead partner*

Partner(Dead): *starts to ascend, then explodes*

Audino: In my medical opinion, THE PARTNER IS DEAD!

Shelmet: What happened?

Audino: My professional opinion? *slams desk* The partner was KILLED!

Shelmet: Oh god...

Everyone: *worried mumbling*

Audino: I don't think it's anything to worry about...

Shelmet: Well, now what?

Deerling: *approaching* clippity clop mother fucker

Hero: Ugh, come on...

Deerling: LOOKATDIS. The frickin partner is DEAD! What do ya think of that? .....um...

Hero: Yes yes, Deerling!

Deerling: Yes?

Hero: Go HOME.

Deerling: ... Ah COME ON! No, freakingunbelievableyouguysallsuck *runs off and crashes into a wall*

Hero: Okay. Let's get back to the POINT.

Partner(Dead) I think partner is dead.

Everyone: The partner is DEAD?!?

Audino: Deerling! I will heal you! *crashes into the same wall*

Partner(Dead): *thinking* OH! Seriously, WHO KILLED PARTNER?!

Espurr: *walks in, drinking alcohol* It was ME!

Everyone: *GASP*

Espurr: Yes! *drinks some more* I did it, like THIS! *pulls out a gun and shoots Shelmet*

Shelmet: *fucking dies*

Espurr: WHOOP DEE DOO!!!

Everyone: *shocked*

Espurr: *takes another drink and burps* That's a joke, guys.

Everyone: *laughs*

Espurr: *drinks and burps again* It was y- *burps* HIM! *points at Pancham*

Pancham: *gasp* How did you know?

Espurr: I didn't! *LOUD BURP* That was a joke too!

Pancham: *maniacal laughter*

Espurr: *fucking dies* Oh, I'm dead.

Pancham: HA HA HA! That's right! It was me!

Hero: You MONSTER!

Partner(Dead): But whyyyyyyyy??!?

Pancham: Cuz you're FAT boy! And another thing; you're ugly.

Pancham and Partner(Dead): *argue over each other*

Hero: *shrugs* It's tradition.

Partner(Dead): PANCHAM!

Pancham: AW DAMMIT PARTNER, FUCK OFF! You are DEAD.

Partner: NO U! *shoots Pancham*

Pancham: *fucking dies*

Partner: POW! Haha, you are DEAD! Not big surprise.

Hero: Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself, WATCH AND LE- *does a backflip, hangs himself, and fucking dies*

some comic pages i finished, mostly just spiffy splash pages XD