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Son of award winning scientist ( @washope ) described as useless flightless f*ck by  Ketterdam citizen “

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In an interview with a group of teenagers, he was described as “not as good as his father,” “should be pushed into the harbor,” and “does nothing but sit around a tomb and whine.” These individuals were not inclined to comment further, saying only that “crows are better” before flipping off the interviewer and walking away.

In a more elaborate interview with a Ketterdam citizen who will remain anonymous, “Kuwei is a useless flightless f*ck and is completely worthless. Not worth an elaborate heist. 0/10 would not recommend spending time with this little sh*t.”  In a letter addressed to Mr. Kiwi, the citizen stated “the point of sending you to Ravka was to never hear from you again.” 

Fellow scientists from Fjerda have recently reported on this boy as “a waste of resources,” “obnoxious,” and “completely incapable, spends too much time crying.”

A close friend commented on these interviews claiming that the son of the scientist “isn’t completely useless, has a good personality” but could not describe other benefits apart from being “emotionally supportive.” Another was quoted saying that “kiwis are amazing, but his name is Kuwei.”

We spoke with with Mr. Kiwi regarding these comments to which he responded “f*ck all of you, strong letter to follow.” He had no further comments and refused to respond to any questions regarding his opinion on the controversy. He reportedly has no hopes for victory in the competition and would not share anything with reporters. (People close to the scientist said he will be winging the entire thing and hoping for the best.)

the comment catches stella off guard, and pulls a laugh out of her. (albeit, nervous.) blush creeps up her neck, as she turns to press her forehead against gwen's shoulder to hide the rapidly rising red. was the world spinning a little? oh. oh right, breathing. breathing was a thing people needed to do. it was just a joke, it didn't mean anything. it's not like gwen would ever like her that way ... she swallowed the lump in her throat.

@washope// Angst from the angst queen!

              She’s not considering it, there’s nothing for her to consider. The answer is plain before her. Their entire world needs her, every Downworlder and Shadowhunter. Giving herself back to the Seelie Queen, back to Heleen, means that they will have the Seelies on their side. It’s enough to take down Jonathan’s army. It’s more than enough to make the difference. 

              It is her life or the lives of hundreds, maybe thousands. What makes her life more valuable than theirs? This choice could keep her friends alive to fight another day and that’s all that matters. She will march into hell with her head held high and pray to the Angels to give her strength.

A list of things she said: things you said when we were the happiest we ever were// @washope​

1. “ Stop! Please, I can’t breathe. “ Their laughter spills over water churning beneath their feet. She leans her head against his shoulder as though she needs the extra balance, sides heaving as she struggles to regain her breath. This is what it means to be happy.

2. “ You’re my best friend, “ she says. It’s late and they’ve been talking for hours about anything and everything. The words feel right off her tongue and Inej smiles at the boy they had once rescued from a Fjerdan prison. Strange how they have made their way here, to this very moment.