Mar 4, 2019
[text:] what, pray tell, the fuck (unlikelyescapes)
@unlikelyescapes// Call me, beep me
[text Kaz]: care to elaborate?
[text Kaz]: I was out all night. I have no clue what you’re talking about.
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[text:] what, pray tell, the fuck (unlikelyescapes)
@unlikelyescapes// Call me, beep me
[text Kaz]: care to elaborate?
[text Kaz]: I was out all night. I have no clue what you’re talking about.
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[text:] you will machete through this!! **make it
@vcnsunshine// Call me, beep me
[text Van Sunshine]: Killing Kaz would be a solution tho...
[text Van Sunshine]: brb
❛ can old white men just stop please? ❜ (lmao @ghezenblessed)
@ghezenblessed// one of the memes around here somewhere....
“ Merchant Council? “ She guesses. The fire crackles merrily in Wylan’s mansion and Inej can hear the servants bustling in the next room over. They’re probably making another elaborate meal that will surely taste better than the stale rations she’s had to eat while at sea. The air still smells vaguely of salt and wind, but perhaps that’s just her clothes. “ Bring Jesper to the next meeting. He can give another talk about Zemeni oil. That’ll make them stop. “ Her lips quirk up into a smile. “ Better yet, bring Kaz. He can stand behind you and glare menacingly at them. “
›› RANDOM MUN FACTS YOU SURELY WANT TO KNOW .
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name / nickname: beth.
age: immortal
height: 5′5 (okay 5′4 and half...)
nationality: american.
favorite fruit: cherries.
favorite season: spring.
favorite scents: old books, coffee, the forest after it rains.
favorite color(s): blue.
favorite animals: cats and rabbits.
tea, coffee, hot cocoa: coffee, then hot cocoa, then tea
average hours of sleep: lately like 6ish
when my blog was created: I actually don’t know this one
random fact: I’m secretly a hopeless romantic
favorite food: salad, anything with chocolate, and my mom’s soup.
favorite tv show: Kim Possible and right now it’s probably Outlander
favorite movie: Disney’s Hercules and The Princess Bride
favorite vine: I don’t know actually any....
sexuality: heterosexual.
pronouns: she / her.
favorite book series: six of crows, Lord of the Rings, and Tiger Lily (ngl it changes weekly depending on what I’m reading)
favorite video game(s): dragon age, overwatch, tomb raider
muse type: tough, strong gals with beautiful hearts who will take on the world, usually smart and sassy <3
last time i cried: last week (it’s a problem)
what i should be doing: drafts probably
why did you create this blog: because I absolutely love 1 crow gal and I wanted to write Kanej but there were 2 Kaz’s and no Inej so this was my solution lol
favorite fandoms: probably soc
tagged by: @oflegendaries tagging: whoever wants to do this!
MUSE BODY LANGUAGE
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**DEFENSIVENESS. arms crossed on chest / crossing legs / fist-like gestures / pointing index finger / karate chops / stiffening of shoulders / tense posture / curling of lip / baring of teeth
**REFLECTIVE. hand to face gestures / head tilted / stroking chin / peering over glasses / taking glasses off — cleaning / putting earpiece of glasses in mouth / pipe smoker gestures / putting hand to the bridge of nose / pursed lips / knitted brows
**SUSPICION. arms crossed / sideways glance / touching or rubbing nose / rubbing eyes / hands resting on weapon / brows rising / lips pressing into a thin line/ strict unwavering eye contact / wrinkling of nose
**OPENNESS + COOPERATION. open hands / upper body in sprinters position /sitting on the edge of a chair / hand-to-face gestures / unbuttoned coat / tilted head / slacked shoulders / droopy posture / feet pointed outward / palms flat and facing outward
**CONFIDENCE. hands behind back / hands on lapels of coat / steeped hands / baring teeth in a grin / rolling shoulders / tipping head back but maintaining eye contact / chest puffed up / shoulders back / arms folded just above navel
**INSECURITY + ANXIETY. chewing pen or pencil / rubbing thumb over opposite thumb / biting fingernails / hands in pockets / elbow bent / closed gestures /clearing throat / “ whew ” sound / picking or pinching flesh / fidgeting in chair / hand covering mouth whilst speaking / poor eye contact / tugging pants or clothes / jingling money in pockets / tugging at ear / perspiring hands / playing with hair / swaying / playing with pointer / marker / smacking lips / sighing / rocking on balls of feet / flexing fingers sporadically
**FRUSTRATION. short breaths / “ tsk ” sounds / tightly clenched hands / fist-like gestures / pointing index finger / running hand through hair / rubbing back of neck / snarling / revealing teeth / grimacing / sharp-eyed glowers with notable tension in brows / shoulders back, head up - defensive posturing / clenching of jaw / grinding of teeth / nostrils flaring / heavy exhales
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“My mind forgets to remind me you’re a bad idea.”
@terriblewill// Local mun is a swiftie at heart
How much of this is a bad idea? Inej asks herself and the answer comes immediately. All of it. This is Dirtyhands, Bastard of the Barrel, the boy who would see the rough work done with no hesitation. This was Kaz Brekker, the boy who had given her freedom, a ship, and her family back. This was Kaz Brekker who had stood among the graves and willows and told her that he would come for her and they would fight their way out together. They were a terrible idea, two broken people trying desperately to heal together.
“ There is no such thing as a bad idea, “ Inej quipped. “ Only an idea you’re not looking at in the right light. “
“You’re bleeding.” from terriblewill. he's trying inej. he's trying.
@terriblewill// Some old thing I couldn’t help but respond to
Inej pauses, caught unawares. She doesn’t remember a wound, doesn’t remember getting hit at all. She looks down to see a long and rather deep scratch down her leg and there is a dim sense of pain. Blood has soaked through her pants and when she presses a hand to the cut, it comes away bright red. She blinks at Kaz. “ I’m fine, ” she says and then places a hand on the wall to steady herself. Her vision blurs and she realizes that the wound is worse than she first thought.
"I never saw you coming" - from Alexis
@voidcasted// Local mun is swiftie at heart
Her slippered are unsurprisingly silent. She moves like a ghost, like a Wraith, and appears in the other’s window. She crouches on the window sill for a moment, knocking lightly to announce her presence before landing on the floor. The moonlight glints off her dark hair as she pulls down her hood.
The smallest of smiles touches the corners of her mouth. Her job is to be a shadow and the long nights of practice have certainly paid off. “ That was the intention, “ Inej answers before shutting the window from which she’d entered. Sound carried too easily and this was not a conversation neither she, nor Kaz, wanted overheard. “ What business? “