#wartune

@thenightmarerider submitted: 

Got a random add for a “fantasy” game on Facebook, and it was a perfect opportunity to whip out the old Bingo chart! Dear gods, what a mess…

What I love most about this is it seems the parent companies basically make the same game with the same over the top, hypersexualized female fantasy characters, sometimes with the token dude in them:

Though it seems currently they’re advertising that they are great for mobile platforms... to play in the office?  Can’t see any way that could go wrong!

But there is ONE exception in their portfolio:

The company’s flagship property, Wartune, has a long history with @eschergirls as well as with Bikini Armor Battle Damage.

Clearly they are dedicated to continuing to be the cutting edge of terrible designs... and now warship battle games? Why? What is going on with them?

I SWEAR flash player only likes to behave for about 3 hours at a time, and then it just crashes infinitely and won’t let me play Wartune anymore.

-,..,-

snek

is angry

I am going to have to buy an actual computer again so I can download the miniclient or run the game in Firefox.

In the small ad I thought she had just like a fleshy tail growing out at the bottom like a mermaid.

Even after seeing the full picture I'm still not totally convinced otherwise.

(Ads for Wartune, 7Road, submitted by anonymous)

Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/video/2020/10/05/wartune-wants-you-steal-art-and-become-beast

Repost (with updated commentary) of an older post that broke during the Tumblr export due to animated gifs being handled differently than regular images, and also the original image link has since been removed)

siarlot submitted:

I don’t know whether this falls under eschergirls rules, but I just thought it was the most ridiculous Wartune ad I’ve ever seen…

Apparently, like a lot of Wartune ads have since been exposed as, this was art stolen from someplace else, in this case from Scarlet Blade?  Also... that text.  Also also that... everything.