#warmbrightwings

"maybe he still doesn't understand i'm heterosexual," favs says. "maybe i should take some benadryl, sit down in a room with him all alone, and explain. i could wear that shirt he likes, put on some nice music, and hold his hand while i tell him, so he knows i'm sincere."

oh wow YEAH THOSE! I find them so benignly unintelligible that they don’t even register for me anymore, like if every third post on my dash were written in runes. who knows. i guess maybe those are the ego? and the rest of us are simply no longer capable of occupying or even understanding a balanced middle space

YOU’RE RIGHT AND i dont know why i dropped it!!!! IM ADDING IT 

oh, i absolutely agree with your translation. favs’s life is so hard!! doing ads with lovett is balancing on a knife edge. a sex knife! half the time he’s being propositioned (JON! HEY JON I’M STARING INTO YOUR EYES RN) and half the time he’s being scathingly rejected (STOP REMINDING ME THAT U HAVE A BODY). favs, hanging off a sex cliff by one muscled arm, stares into the abyss and considers his options. i for one admire his strategy of coyly overplaying his no and thus opening up a Safe Space for further advances. hopefully in the official cr*oked m*dia sex room. 

oh my god can’t believe i forgot that one you’re right i take mine back 

um NO i noticed this and was like what??? 

every day i think about l*vett saying I KNOW WHERE THIS LEADS when that group of guys tried to pick him after that event in arlington back in june. HE KNOWS WHERE IT LEADS. HE KNOWS

CANNOT BELIEVE MEMILY, MAVS AND MOVETT ARE IN LOVE AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN IN LOVE AND NOW GET COUPLES MASSAGES AND SCHEME TO EAT EACH OTHER’S LEFTOVERS AND WATCH EACH OTHER’S GOLDENDOODLE.  CAN’T BELIEVE IT BUT I’M #BLESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  DON’T COME HOME BETWEEN 2 AND 4!!!!!  Haha, outstanding. :)