Dec 13, 2019
For your consideration: rhodeybruce boyfriends
bruce and rhodey are the biggest nerds who get into sass wars and can roast anyone in a three mile radius.
they also wear nerdy, oversized sweaters and decorate for the holidays and argue over the music playlists
“You are not playing jackson 5!”
“Yes the fuck I am! It’s classic Christmas!”
“Yeah for trash.”
“BRUCE--”
Rhodey and Bruce have the best back-and-forth conversation. Like it reads like a movie script and it’s so entertaining Peter records it for Twitter
They take dance classes and the way they can ballroom dance makes Tony cry
science puns >>>> genuine affection
roasting each other >>>> genuine affection
rhodey spends an embarrassing amount of time bragging about his boyfriend
