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Made this way before Ness was introduced to the list of egos⊠thought Iâd share

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Psst, I got more doodles of matpat egos, canon and fanmade from @wouldntyou-liketoknow and I, hope you like it. @crazy-obsessed-enby
Low key want to write for MatPat egos again
If anyone has any ideas or characters feel free to give them to me,
The âMatPat Cinematic Universeâ characters/egos I know are:
My EgoPats Meeting the Canon EgoPats (Brought To You by Incorrect Quotes)
Yep, I finally decided that this post deserved to be expanded on. So, to absolutely no-one's surprise, I gave it the ol' college try with memes.
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[Caliban has just returned from visiting Theory Manor. Heâs now ranting to Murdock about WarfPat]
Caliban: Listen to what one of my STUPID doppelgĂ€ngers did! Caliban: Apparently one of his âguestsâ ended up dying in his studio, and he offered the body to me. And since weâve been in-between jobs lately, I was like, âSure, why not?â Caliban: So, I cooked the best parts, then I went to town. . .and every two minutes, he added salt. Caliban: And it was weird. It almost tasted like sweet potato. Caliban: I asked, âDid this guy eat a lot of candy before he died? Or was he on drugs?â Caliban: And Warf said, âNoooo.â Caliban: Every two minutes, he added salt, salt, sALT, SALT! It was like he wanted to poison me! Caliban: And when I finished eating, he asked, âHow did you like the human flesh wiTH SUGAR?â Caliban: . . .HE USED SUGAR INSTEAD OF SALT! Caliban: *starts shaking Murdock by the lapels of his overcoat* SUGAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!
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[The EgoPats are using an Ouija board] The Detective: Tell us. . .is there an otherworldly creature in this house or on its grounds? LeviathanPat: *is right outside the nearest window, but has decided to use his powers to speak through the board before he actually starts talking* „ĂȘ§. MadPat: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month. WarfPat: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. LeviathanPat: *genuinely caught off-guard* . . .WÄïâ , WHĂâ â?!
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Mack: So, for that party I told the guys about. . .do you, uh. . . Patty/DancePat: Oh, are you not sure how to dress for it? Mack: *panicked* WHAT IS CLOTHES???
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[Caliban and The Hermitâs first meeting is going pretty well.]
The Hermit: âand then I said, âI didnât realize that I would be having some guests. . .for dinner!â Caliban: *laughs* Ah, thatâs a classic! Mack: *watching from a distance and ranting to The Detective* âno nO NO, we are NOT dealing with TWO OF THEM!
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WarfPat: Hey, new guy! Trick or yeâ LeviathanPat: *conjures an Uno Reserve card* ñĂ
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The Detective: If I have to clean one more bloodstain from this carpet, Iâm going to murder someone. Caliban: Sounds a little counterproductive.
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The Detective: I'm not doing too well. Penn/Pennsylvania: What's wrong? The Detective: I have this headache that comes and goes. [LeviathanPat manifests outside the nearest window] The Detective: And there it is again.
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The Hermit: What is toothpaste if not bone soap? Caliban: . . .You are a complete and total treasure. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Penn/Pennsylvania: We call that a traumatic experience. Penn/Pennsylvania: *turning to The Detective* Not a âbruh momentâ Penn/Pennsylvania: *turning to The Hermit* Not âsadgeâ Pennsylvania: *turning to MadPat* And DEFINITELY not âoof lmaoâ
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Mack: *scoffs* Clearly, you donât own an air fryer. Clearly. Caliban: *chuckles dryly* Iâm not gonna be talked down to by some arrogant, condescending, delusions-of-grandeur-prone SIDE-DISH. Caliban: If you wanna insult me, go right ahead. But you have no idea how brutal thatâs gonna get. You donât even know my name! Caliban: *steps closer to Mack, almost getting in his face* I ' m t h e c o m b i n a t i o n o f y o u a n d a c r a z y i s l a n d h e r m i t f r o m a d i f f e r e n t t i m e l i n e .
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The Detective: Define âdreamâ. LeviathanPat: ĂrĂȘĂ„mââ hĂȘ ÂŁĂŻr§â â hïñg ĂŸĂȘĂ°ĂŸlĂȘ Ă„ĂÄñĂðñ whĂȘñ â hĂȘ„ lĂȘĂ„rñ hðw â hĂȘ wðrlĂ wðrk§. The Hermit: Oh, câmon! Thatâs just too dark!
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Ness: Do you support LGBTQIA+ rights? Patty/DancePat: . . .Iâm literally a girlypop and exotic dancer?? WarfPat: Heâs avoiding the question!
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MadPat: Gatekeep, girlboss, and. . .what's the other one again? LeviathanPat: â hĂȘrĂȘ ï§ñ'â Äñðâ hĂȘr ðñĂȘ. „ð”'rĂȘ ÂąrĂ„z„.
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Patty/DancePat: He doesnât deserve you! If he doesnât treat you right by now, youâre gone! Ness: *taking a deep breath* Iâm gone. Patty/DancePat: *nodding and grinning* Now gO CHOP HIS DICK OFFâ
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Penn/Pennsylvania: I canât tell if youâre a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Mack: Well, on a good day, Iâm both.
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[The EgoPats are discussing a plan. Ozzie has taken his turn to speak, standing with a whiteboard at the head of the room] Ozzie: Anyone have any questions? Ness: Is this legal? Ozzie: . . .Anyone have any relevant questions?
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The Detective: Are you seriously making human-bacon for breakfast?! Caliban: *looking away from the bacon-filled frying pan heâs using* Yeah. Whatâd you have for breakfast? The Detective: . . .Nothing. Caliban: *shrugs, returning his focus to the frying pan* Iâm doing better than you, man.
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Penn/Pennsylvania: Whatâs up with you? Mack: What do you mean? Penn/Pennsylvania: Youâve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. Whatâs your game?
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[The Detective recently griped to Caliban about a recent case. Now Caliban is trying to convince The Detective to do something highly unconventional to make progress with said case.]
Caliban: DO IT! The Detective: NOOOOO! GOD, PLEASE NO! Caliban: MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! The Detective: NO! Caliban: JUSTâ The Detective: NO! Caliban: â D O I T ! The Detective: N O O O O O O O ! ! !
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Patty/DancePat: I can't believe you've done this. . . Ness: I'm sorry, I didn't knowâ! Patty/DancePat: *on the verge of tears* YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN I HAVE NOTHING PREPARED FOR YOU IN RETURN! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE JERK!
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The Hermit: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Mack: Sure. . . The Hermit: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Mack: Okay? The Hermit: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Mack: . . . The Hermit: Lobsters are mermaid scorpioâ Mack: Jesus, that one is a littleâ Caliban: *was just passing through but is now interested* No, no. Keep going.
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[A plan involving paranormal investigation has gone terribly wrong, and The Detective is almost out of options]
The Detective: *begrudgingly holding a dark ritual* If you are here, speak to us! LeviathanPat: *slowly manifests outside the window. . .and starts singing âDonât Stop Believinâ.â With each lyric, his voice shifts in a very disturbing way* Jçâ Ă ĂĂâ -Ă„ ĂĂ„! The Detective: *grinds his jaw, having even more regrets than before* LeviathanPat: ĂĂRñ Ăñà RĂçĂĂ Ăñ §ĂĂâ Hâ!
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WarfPat: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Ozzie: Are we talkinâ real sounds or imaginary ones? WarfPat: *now interested* Lets say imaginary. Ozzie: Spiders wearinâ flip flops.
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[MadPat is trying to talk killer-to-killer with Caliban. So far, heâs only succeeded in annoying Caliban]
MadPat: Every time I go out there, I feel like I do my best and they donât! Caliban: *has heard all about how sloppy Madâs methods are, how much evidence Mad always seems to leave behind, as well as how Mad trapped himself in a fire only to get caught by the police* Let me ask you a very fair questionâWhat do you do successfully? MadPat: . . . Caliban: *raising an eyebrow* QUICKLY. MadPat: *scowls and storms off*
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The Detective: You need a hobby. LeviathanPat: Ă Ă„lrĂȘÄÄ hĂ„vĂȘ Ă„ hðĂĂ„! The Detective: Terrorizing people is nOT A HOBBY!
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Ness: Ducks are better than rabbits. Penn/Pennsylvania: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. WarfPat: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Ness: Weâre not talking about flavor, Warf! WarfPat: Flavor counts! The Detective: Who carries around a duckâs foot for good luck? Anyone? Mack: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. Iâll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers. Whoâs cozier? Penn/Pennsylvania: Okay, butâ Mack: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHOâS COZIER? MadPat: Why donât we just take a rabbit and a duck, stick âem in a cardboard box and let them fight it out? Penn/Pennsylvania: BECAUSE THATâS ILLEGAL! MadPat: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT! Caliban: *sitting in the adjacent room, listening in on the debate. Heâs not sure if Snare could get roped into it, because Snare is a hare and not a rabbit, but heâs still holding him protectively* . . .
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Ness: *calling up the stairs from the kitchen* I made lightly-fried fish fillets for dinner! The Detective: . . .Ness, itâs one-fifteen AM. What the hell? Ness: Do you guys want the lightly-fried fish fillets or not? Ozzie: *pokes his head out of one of the guest rooms* Well, I mean, yeah. Ness: So come downstairs before they get cold. Penn/Pennsylvania: *comes out of another guest room* Wait, you just made them? Ness: Yeah, I wasnât tired, so I decided to make lightly-fried fish fillets. LeviathanPat: *has been watching/listening to all of this through the kitchen window* §Ä„ "lĂŻghâ l„-ÂŁrĂŻĂȘà £ï§h ÂŁĂŻllĂȘâ §" ðñĂȘ mðrĂȘ â ĂŻmĂȘ.
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Patty/DancePat: When youâre shopping at Lush and another customer comes in and bites one of the soap options because they think itâs cheese. . .I talked to one of the employees about it, and apparently this sort of thing happens way more frequently than youâd think. Mack: Well, if Lush stopped literally presenting soap as deli food, then this wouldn't happen so frequently. Patty/DancePat: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese??? The Detective: . . .Who goes to the deli section of a store and just takes a bite out of the cheese?!
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[MadPat keeps trying to antagonize Caliban, as if THAT will somehow change Calibanâs opinion of him]
MadPat: *pacing the floor in front of Caliban* And Iâm not gonna conversate with you! Iâm not gonna invest time inâ Caliban: *organizing some Black Market stuff on his laptop, not paying Mad too much attention* I think itâs âconverse.â MadPat: . . .Huh? Caliban: *rolling his eyes* Just say âtalk.â
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Penn/Pennsylvania: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Ozzie: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia over here. MadPat: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Ness: . . .You guys can be terrifying sometimes.
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The Detective: Oh, youâre back from that outing. Whatâd you think of that Patty guy? Ness: I canât remember how we got on the topic of beaches, but he referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter." The Detective: . . . Ness: I don't know how someone so awesome can be so anxious all the time!
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Mack: Youâre making fun of me now, arenât you? Ozzie: What? Oh, no-no-no, Mack. Iâd neverâ*suddenly points past Mack* MACK LOOK ITâS CALIBAN! Mack: *turns around in a panic* WHERE?! [As it turns out, Caliban is, in fact, nowhere to be seen] Mack: *blinks, pretty much frozen in place* Ozzie: *falls to the floor, laughing hysterically*
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The Hermit: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Penn/Pennsylvania: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
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Patty/DancePat: Yeah, so, my latest shift at the club was a little rough. Heh. . . Ness: *concerned* Why are you looking up? Patty/DancePat: I need to CRY, but my foundation cost FORTY-EIGHT DOLLARS.
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The Hermit: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Ness: Well. . .I mean, itâs frowned upon. Caliban: Yeah, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? The Hermit: *nodding along* Thatâs okay, right?
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LeviathanPat: „ð” kñðw whĂ„â ĂâvĂȘ rĂȘĂ„lĂŻzĂȘĂ? The Detective: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? LeviathanPat: ñï¹ĂȘ â r„, Äñ„wĄâ
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Ness: So they were just using me? Penn/Pennsylvania: Iâm sorry, Ness. Mack: *trying to contain his amusement* You must feel pretty stupid right now. Ness: . . . Penn/Pennsylvania: Okay, thatâs a time-out. Mack: No, I was just trying toâ Caliban: *using his meat cleaver to gesture to the corner of the room* Go sit over there! Mack: *walks away in defeat*
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Mack: *entering the room, unable to see what's going on just yet* Iâm going to dunk on youâ Patty/DancePat: *is wearing heels AND is currently practicing some new pole-dancing moves* Youâd better bring a ladder, then.
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The Detective: *exhausted from supernatural shenanigans* Please, God, just let me have one peaceful day?! LeviathanPat: Ăh m„ GðĂ, „ð” Ă„gÄïñ? GĂŻvĂȘ ĂŻâ Ă„ rĂȘ§â , Ă”ĂĂ„! The Detective: I WASNâT TALKING TO YOU!
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Penn/Pennsylvania: A riddle for you, my friend! So itâs raining, right? And you pass a bus stop. There are three people thereâyour most trustworthy friend, a pregnant lady who needs to go to the hospital, and the person of your dreams. However, your smart car only fits two people. What do you do? Ness: Oh, Iâve heard this one before! You lend the car to your friend so they can take the pregnant lady to the hospital, and then you stay at the bus stop with your dream person! Penn/Pennsylvania: Oh, so close, but wrong. The correct answer is as followsâyou go home and reEVALUATE YOUR DAMN LIFE! Penn/Pennsylvania: *grabs Ness by the collar and starts playfully shaking him* YOU! BOUGHT! A! SMART! CAR!
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[Caliban leads Mack over to a closet]
Mack: *walks into the closet* Um. . .whatâs in here? Caliban: Oh, itâs justâ*turns the roomâs light off and grabs the door handle* âYOUR DEMISE. Mack: AHHHHHâ! Caliban: *slams the door and locks it*
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Hey there, can I get some uhhh.....mini HC's on matpat egos affection? (also its okay if not, but can i also get googliplier and the jim twins?) also some fries-
*grips you by the throat* anything else? no? alright, that'll be 8.50- (Just kidding, ofc you can! I love these little scrunklo's so here you go!) Sorry it took a while, I haven't done this many characters before (but I don't mind dw)
Characters: Matpat, Madpat, Mack (Crewmate/Engineer/Dictator), The Detective, The Hermit, Warfpat, Darkpat (as a treat bc 50+ followers tee hee), Googliplier, Jim Twins

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On the Twitter side, someone requested a Warfpat from MatPat's 1st Ever Markiplier Egos Theory Video
Some Heads up: i'm gonna break from the requests for awhile to do some pending commissions, I'll be back to the requests once it's done.
Oh BTW, There's some Alt artwork under "Read More". U might want to check it.
Wilford, WarfPat and Gulliver Bartlett as the fucking PowerPuff Girls