#darkpat

Mack

Crewmate!Mack (I call him Wynn)

Dictator!Mack (I call him Richard)

Mad

DarkPat

WarfPat

Matty Patty

Jonathan Harker

Caliban (fan made ego by @wouldntyou-liketoknow )

BendyPat

The Hermit

The Detective

Patty (fan made ego by @wouldntyou-liketoknow )

Ness

And there’s also a few that I kind of know of, but that’s about it

AntiMatter

Dr Matt

Actor Mat

Dominic (Damien?? But MatPat? I think?)

Professor Patrick

Matthais Patthias

Matpat

hmmm, I'd say........5/10, neutral :)

He appreciates affection, and can sometimes be a little bit clingy the more comfortable he gets with you, but he's definitely not as all over you as some of the others.

Like all Mat's, is touch starved (jesus christ someone give them love 😭) but controls himself a lot better, and even though it might go to the point of him seeming uninterested, he really looks forward to the little moments you do spend together. :)

Not big on PDA, since he's a little nervous about it, but most commonly, in public or out, prefers something small like locking pinkies or holding your hand.

He’d actually start dying on the spot if someone were to walk in as he was giving you a lil kiss-

Madpat

Have.... have you seen this man

10/10. He tries to control himself at first, worried he'll scare you away if he come's off as too clingy, so most likely you'll end up initiating the first act of affection.

After that though, he pretty much takes it as the go-ahead and is all over you.

Seriously, he needs to be touching you in some way 24/7 or he will through a hissy fit. It can be a little uncomfortable, since he's always shifting or moving in someway, and his grip is a little too tight, but give him a break, dude needs this.

In public (if you ever somehow end up out there which is highly unlikely), he'll be practically draped over you. An arm or a hand on your shoulder or waist at all times. He's paranoid, okay-

Mack (Crewmate)

He's just a little guy :)

I'd say 7/10! Definitely one of the Ego's to be craving affection 24/7, but he won't go batshit crazy like some of the others. He knows when to control himself.

He also knows not to be too much in public, since it would very much be seen as unprofessional.

If you allow him to though, he'll be pretty touchy! A little peck on the cheek as he hands you a report, holding your hand as you show him how to do something or vice versa, just the little stuff.

His favourite thing to do is to just sit and snuggle up with you in bed, whether it be just watching a movie or doing your own thing.

Mack (Engineer)

Honestly? 5/10, neutral!

He does like it, don't get me wrong, but he's a bit more reserved and shyer with affection than the other Ego's.

That doesn't mean he won't give you any, though! His favourite thing to do is to just lean up against you or sit beside you when the two of you or doing something.

....He will admit that sometimes he does give you a kiss here or there or acts overly clingy to rub it into Mark's face-

He prefers nose or forehead kisses, he finds it adorable :)

He's a bit more relaxed then crewmack, and won't hesitate to hold your hand or give you a little peck. He won't over do it though, acting just like normal instead of putting on a show.

Mack (Dictator)

....oh boy. oh no.

10/10, for sure. He is possessive as fuck and isn't afraid to show it.

He’s definitely super clingy, but always attempts to flip it around to make it seem like you were the one who’s clingy (yuh huh sure you dragged us onto ur lap because we were lonely)

While he enjoys seeing you on the floor, his favourite thing is if you sit on his lap while he works. You make him a little bit soft (and he’d NEVER admit it) but the collar helps to reassure him. 

He likes giving you little kisses here and there, and honestly if someone were to come in he’d just keep going. Why should he stop just because there’s an audience? That being said, he loves flustering you, especially in public. It’s probably a power thing tbh-

The Detective

9/10, one of the more affectionate (they all are, but yk)

Especially after the events of Season 2 and 3, he is going to need a lot of reassurance. 

He’ll be quiet about it at first, but eventually starts to crave it. Will literally be on cloud 9, happiest guy in the world if you give him a peck on the cheek or spoon with him :)

He likes to hold your hand no matter where you are. Outside, inside, in front of others, anywhere. It reassures him that you're still here after everything and sometimes because of that he'll just start randomly crying out of seemingly no where

His favourite thing in the world (well not favourite since yk...nightmares) is if he has a nightmare and wakes up panting, you'll be there to hug him and tell him its okay :)

Just pls give him some love

The Hermit

10/10, one of the three most clingiest Mat Ego's.

He can't help it! It make's sense, considering he was abandoned and left to fend for himself for around 20 odd years.

So yeah, he’ll go all in. He’s touch starved as hell and he loves the fact that you give him what he craves. He mainly prefers to give affection through providing for you, but he loves the physical stuff too! 

It is law to give him cuddles during every part of the day. He holds you to that, very aggressively-

He likes kisses too! He doesn’t really understand it at first, but don’t worry, he’s a fast learner.

His favourite is getting to cuddle in to you while you ramble on about how things that’ve changed over the years, and while it makes him happy, it makes him sad knowing how much he missed out on.

In public, first of all are you sure, he’ll be...uh... odd about it, that’s for sure. He’s not really used to all of the noises and sights and people, so he just kinda clings to you and growls at any random passer-by. Yeah you might not wanna do that again-

Warfpat

5/10! He does love affection, but won’t cling to you unlike some of the others. He prefers to give affection in small spurts, like a kiss on the cheek or a head pat.

He mainly prefers gift giving or quality time, but he can be touchy here and there. 

That being said though, he wouldn’t mind if his s/o was overly affectionate, or didn’t prefer all the touching! He’s easy either way.

Watch out though, he will exaggerate any kind of affection you give him or he gives you because he can. 

By that I mean he full on swoons or faints because he’s a dramatic little bitch 🙄

Darkpat

3/10, least affectionate of all the Mat Ego’s. That’s what he’ll tell you at least-

(He’s actually a 6/10, craves attention)

But for real, look this little emo ass bitch and tell me he’d be normal about anything.

He says doesn’t really give or ‘do’ affection but istg watch his face turn dark grey the minute you give him a smooch or a hug

If you two did anything affectionate in public, he would literally kill anyone if they were watching because he’s goofy

Please help him do eyeliner, he will love you forever if you help him (but also be very offended because he thought it looked cool before 😭)

Google

5/10, surprisingly neutral. (That was a pun please laugh)

He doesn’t mind it at all, and while he understands it because he can just look it up, he doesn’t really....get, it?

He will admit though, he does like it!

Mainly because he finds it ‘nice’, and it also makes him feel like he can protect you

He claims to find it stupid and useless in front of people and then watch him pull you into his chest because he got jealous 😶

It’s a 50/50 on public affection to be honest. He really just...doesn’t care. You’re his partner, and if he wants to give you affection, he will! He won’t go ham with it though, and respects your boundaries.

The Jim Twins

10/10, it’s just how they roll! These guys are everywhere, all of the time (which is kinda neat, considering the fact that they’re news guys)

They love it though! They’ll be all over you if you let them, and honestly they’d definitely flex you while recording because they’re just like that 😥

The other Ego’s silently thank you because “jesus fuck finally someone to control them” but also silently resent you because now the Jims won’t stfu about you.

In public they tone it down slightly, but they still give shit-tons of affection to their amazing partner >:D

Frfr though keep them on a leash because it will start with all of you walking to McDonalds and then you being dragged down an alleyway because they “saw that dang wolf again”