#warboy

Loose Headcanons

Drivers wear the pants in the relationship, as Drivers have a higher ranking.

Lancers are chosen/picked by the Drivers, but Lancers can and will court their preferred Driver.

There's no official day for Drivers to pick new Lancers. As spaces in their crew/on their rigs open, Drivers will pick from the available pool of Lancers. Drivers learn a Lancer's reputation from gossip and word-of-mouth and vouching. Drivers will also watch a Lancer to see for themselves how good or bad a Lancer is.

A Lancer that's eager for a particular Driver to pick them will try to get friendly with that Driver's crew and find any opportunity to show off their skills and strengths when that Driver is around.

Lancers are all very possessive of their Driver.

Lancers easily outnumber Drivers by a long ways, because the Citadel is constantly training far more Lancers than Drivers, as the turnover rate for Lancers is higher and there's very often multiple Lancers paired to one Driver/Rig.

Lancers are also very protective of their Driver, as without a Driver the Lancer can't do war.

Drivers also tend to be possessive of their Lancers, especially if their Lancers are skilled.

Lancers typically make their own thundersticks, with each Lancer having a signature style that matches their throwing technique. There's also the standard thunderstick that gets churned out by the shops to load onto the big rigs for surplus and redundancy.

Drivers and Lancers are expected to sleep together, especially one to one pairings.

A lot of small Driver & Lancer(s) teams do damn near everything together, the one to one pairs tend to be very codepdant.

The Citadel is the only bar I KNEW what I wanted it to smell like from the moment I decided I wanted to make Mad Max soaps.

The Warboys at Wasteland Weekend have a drink they call "Mother's Milk" which is basically just Rumchata and... maybe milk? They're... and interesting bunch. But it's sweet and milky and almost ALWAYS room temp. Which is probably not good for them, but hey, what's a Halflife to do?

So, I knew what scent profile I was going to go with, and it's Macadamia and vanilla, which is why my Warboy White soap is now a creamy vanilla color, but that's okay. I love it anyway. To me, it smells like what buttered popcorn jellybellies taste like, and it's one of the most decadent scents on the skin without question.

I had originally planned to do a Citadel stamp but as you can see, my test runs did not work out at all.

But, I'm getting a custom mold made. And then they'll all be branded just as Immortan Joe would want.

This soap won't make you Shiney and Chrome, but it will make you smell absolutely delicious, so try a bar today!

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