#wander10

*BANG BANG BANG*

*BANG BANG BANG*

*BANG BANG BANG*

“ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I GET IT COUSIN CLAMOR’S COME TO TOWN SO YOU LOCK UP THE DOORS AND NAIL SHUT THE WINDOWS AND PRAY TO GOAT HE GOES AWAY”

“WELL JOKE’S ON YOU FUCKOS ‘CAUSE I’M HERE TO STAY”

“AND THE LONGER I GO WITHOUT ANYTHING TO DIP GRANDPA’S COFFEE SPOON IN THE MORE PISSED I’M GONNA GET”

“AND YOU’D BEST STOP PRAYING BOYS AND GIRLS”

“’CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO GOATS IN HEAVEN OR EARTH LEFT TO PRAY TO”

Holy shit, writers, this is supposed to be a children’s show

You can’t beat a troll in an argument.

They don’t care about being right.  They don’t care about making sense.  They don’t even care about winning arguments; all they care about is pissing you off.  If you engage with the meat of their assertions, you lose.

You have now fed the troll.

The worst of them will do anything to cheese people off.  Lie, cheat, steal, make shit up, “ironic” sexism/racism/homophobia that eventually turns into just actual sexism/racism/homophobia if they’re left to stew in it for too long.  They don’t want to win the argument.  They’re just like the people who use aimbots or invincibility hacks in multiplayer games; they’re after attention and an empty, weak sense of validation that they can no longer accurately gauge as weak and empty.  That’s the win, to them.  Their smug “detachment” is, in reality, a desperate grip on the only thing they think they can affect about the world beyond them.

I’d feel sorry for most of them if they weren’t such assholes.

OH

OH I GET IT

DON’T FEED THE TROLL

All right.  Options:

--This is a chill dude who just wants a meal and the goatmen are paranoid freaks

--This is a dude who’ll seem like he just wants a meal until he gets inside and devours everything in sight and the goatmen were right and Wander will screw everything up