Sep 15, 2018
this is honestly a travesty your son kicks my ass and i can’t even think of a funny enough joke to get you to go get coffee with me :\\\\ // @vvarlcrd
Loading...
seen from Syria
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Singapore
seen from Japan
seen from Yemen
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from Canada
this is honestly a travesty your son kicks my ass and i can’t even think of a funny enough joke to get you to go get coffee with me :\\\\ // @vvarlcrd
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
⋮ ▽ ⋮ ❛ text message starters. ⟨ ACCEPTING ⟩@vvarlcrd
( sms → boss ) define “borrow”( sms → boss ) are you implying you’re gonna give it back??
💞
It’s Sinday! Put a 💞 in the inbox to see what my muse would like to do to yours
The Boss is someone he might actually tolerate getting slapped around by a little.
Seriously, though, if it were up to him he’d tie down and eat her out. Lick her scar. Shock her clit. He’d take his time.
Mom.
@vvarlcrd
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
@vvarlcrd
I’ve been laughing at this for a thousand years now.
@vvarlcrd / @icarusburning is a super awesome person totally deserving of being a Time Lord complete with a full set of Regenerations (that’s 12 versions of her we can enjoy talking to!) even though she constantly breaks my heart(s) with our talks
@vvarlcrd
“I’m Clark Kent, reporter. I hope it’s okay to make a few questions?”