There is a creature made of... Well you're not sure what it is made of, in your kitchen.
But since you woke and stumbled into your kitchen ready to scrounge up whatever you had in the kitchen, this thing has been warbling and ranting at you. Complaining about how you live your life and how it had been watching you for so long, only to vibrate almost menacingly as it laments how upset your life remakes it as all the best life plans of a cute first meeting couldn't happen due to your shut in life style.
Apparently, it didn't take your snarky remark in response all that well, telling the creature made of what looks like void and starlight to 'fix it then if you hate it so much!' was not the correct response.
The thing that you found in your kitchen has resigned you to a chair and made itself at home in your apartment, having cleaned, cooked for you, and warbled to itself as it did your laundry. You ignore the underwear it slips into whatever its body is made of, instead finishing the surprisingly tasty meal it made from your last pack of ramen and whatever else was in your fridge. By the time it returns to where you're sitting it's calmed down now, still warbling away as it continues on its path of 'fixing it' around your home.
There are two trash bags by the door when it comes to your side, a limb emerging from the mass of its body, taking your hand and making you help it carry the trash out, once that was done it ripples and shifts, borrowing a human disguise your pretty sure is a character from a web novel you are reading currently. This thing tells you it's taking your grocery shopping and then it will see about the rest of your god forsaken apartment.
If this thing is willing to do the tasks you can't, or won't bring yourself to do, you may just happily let it play out the delusions of a happy couple with you. Stranger things could happen, but you can see yourself growing on the strange creature holding your hand as it walks through the people milling about on the sidewalk.
