â (imagine him w those frilly shorts zaph)
Accidents happen all the time. - @vinterligs
â For yours to accidentally make mine trip on the stairs.
Why did the Popeâs Chambers have to be so damn far away from the Scorpio Temple? It wasnât tbat Zaphiri didnât like walking, but just climbing up endless flights of stair upwards and then downwards could become real boring, really quick. Not to mention that at that hour it looked like the whole Sanctuary was dead, silence lingering arpund like thick coat- Eerie and umpleasing, where the hell where the crickets?! Those tiny insects were a curse to hear, but in that moment the Scorpio wouldâve rather had that than nothing.
As he was grumbling to himself, going down the stairs after what had felt like the longest mission briefing ever, Zaphiri hadnât even noticed that Krest had crossed paths with him, the Aquarius walking in the opposite direction, probably to reach his own temple. The Scorpio turned his head to half-glare at the Saint (he didnât even greet him, the uptight bastard), but as he did so, he couldnât help but noticed that the other wasnât wearing the usual long-ish coat and- Had he always had such a nice backside?
Sincerely distracted by the view, Zaphiri didnât put his foot down properly- Actually, he missed the step as a whole, and the Scorpio slipped forward, tumlbing down the last flicght of stairs, swears flying out at every hit he took- That day wasnât getting any better.








