Dec 24, 2025
I like the Tortuga :)
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I like the Tortuga :)
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This is really why Spock put Jim on trial
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We pilotin Hydras. We labellin each of our turns as distinct geological eras. Homeboy tried to front to my Tempest Drone and failed his Agility save so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth. I'm feral. I'm a fuckin dog. That OROCHI disarticulated my shit so hard I live in sixteen ZIP codes. We straight smokin the Overshield from Invigorate. My drones have extra HP so I can fuck 'em longer. If the pussy don't smell like ozone I don't want it. I bust a nut in her and then bust another at the start of my next turn as a protocol. This shit ain't nothin to me, man.
We damaging the GM directly with how much time our turns and reactions take
Hark! It is the return of Vex's Mechs and Memes! A series of sound clips in which Rhynerd tries voice acting by taking the ransom note memes for the RPG lancer, as started by @vexwerewolf, and voice them in style of the recurring LoadingReadyRun character known as Dave's Spokesman, or just the Spokesman but Dave's the one who often fails to pay him not to advertise his businesses, real or not. After a longer than expected impromptu hiatus it is time to return with the fastest mech in the west universe, Albatross's favorite, the Nelson!
I hope you enjoy/have enjoyed listening to this! I'd like to thank Vex for making these memes and LoadingReadyRun for all their entertainment and for making the Spokesman in particular. I'd also like to thank you for listening, and let you know that you can listen to the rest of the series through this masterpost I made sometime back. Hopefully soon enough I'll make some more of these using the ransom memes done by other folks!
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Apropos of nothing the designs of both the character in your banner and the character in your profile pic bang extremely hard
thank you!! my profile picture is Lyn, she's my beloved cafe owner/safehouse for the abused (icon by @havranil, this piece by @snejkha)
and the purple one is Zotz, my it/its chaos gremlin (banner art by @skeletonwick, chibi by @fray)
i love bats/gargoyles and monochromatic designs >:)
One of the greatest things about the Lancer fandom is that basically everyone in it is familiar with Vex's expand-dong-style memes, and so it's common practice to make those memes yourself. This is good because these memes also happen to be exceptionally fucking funny
Thank you, Vex Lancerfunny, for your service to the community
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very important to me
(is this what you’re asking about lmao i have no idea)
