#vaguely

When Lisa has a bad shift at work and suddenly has Wyatt planning how he wants to be buried/his funeral and Shane and Ilya both decide when they die (at the same time) they will be sharing a coffin. Or even better going full Classics mode and mixing their ashes together. They declare this out loud then return to stick taping.

Shane calling Lisa to ask if they (doctors) would do elective surgery to transplant their bones into each other on speaker phone. Ilya is beaming.

Shane watching Ilya tape his stick. Ilya who only developed his “way” of taping his stick post 2017 All Stars when he saw how Shane did it. They match. Shane acts like Ilya is performing a strip tease.

Ilya hearing Shane talk to the new Russian rookie in Russian, talking abt how if he ever needs anything to call Shane and/or Ilya. He knows how isolating it can be etc etc. Ilya finds it sweet but is irrationally possessive about Shane speaking Russian to anyone else ever.

Look guys!! It's Simon!! From iron lung!!! Where nothing bad ever happened. Remember how Simon got to go home free after he and Ava met up and he gave her the super awesome box of knowledge? Yeah!!! Look here he is, from that iconic scene at the end of the movie, where they're able to restart civilization thanks to Simon, and he sits in a field of sunflowers. You know, the flower that represents the desire to be free? Anyways. This definitely happened, and everyone had their happy ending, and even the scary fish monster god got to have like.. kids, or something. And a nice bow. Turns out Mr angler blob fish was actually just really lonely.

Everyone got to know him as Simon, not the convict, who helped save everyone. Yay!!!

Incoherent cringe fanfic rambling undercut