# 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚂: st. moritz bore
hello new yorkers, our swiss sources have come with quite the information from the elite's little skiing trip ⸺ but we do have to say, why so tame. afraid from the heat after the showers of ink at new year's ?
is it really a breakup if you're still leaving hickeys on their necks? i think someone should tell SAZERAC that. after all - scarves only hide things until you pull them off, CLOVER CLUB.
housekeeping reports that CHENIN BLANC’s room remained unused more days than not. makes sense seeing as they were frequently slipping into AMARETTO SOUR’s room at night and out the next morning?
is CUPID'S SANGRIA struggling to return to future in laws good graces? FRENCH 75 spotted cozying up to her brother's ex outside the palace, we have to wonder if there's bad blood leftover - and if so, on whose side?
on a night out FIREBALL MULE spotted snapping at fellow guests for .... breathing? girl if you need help, blink twice.
i didn't have it on my bingo card that 2026 was the year of going back to our exes - but APEROL SPRITZ proves us wrong once more. VELVET HAMMER is hot and all, but didn't jlo prove it doesn't work?
BOULEVARDIER is left with a large bill despite the so-called 'all expenses paid trip' due to damages made to their hotel suite beyond what was covered in the security deposit. wonder just what they did?
country bumpkin VODKA CRANBERRY proves once more that etiquette lessons should be a must before being added to the guest list. close your mouth, sweetie. you'll catch flies.
NAKED AND FAMOUS and TEQUILA NEAT being sickeningly sweet all over badrutt's palace, it screams damage control before they hit the road of an ugly public divorce
NEGRONI sucking up to FRENCH 75 and faking a friendship ? some people really are that desperate to make it to the top of the food chain.
TUXEDO caught sneaking off to the hot springs with GOODNIGHT KISS, somehow i don't think the water was the only steamy thing out there.
hasn't anyone told DIRTY SHIRLEY that tequila is a recipe for disaster and in combination with GOLD RUSH ? let's hope there won't be a baby shower in a few months time
VESPER and HIGHBALL spotted horseback riding into the sunset together. should we expect an announcement soon or will the fairytale end when they’re back to reality?
ELDERFLOWER SPRITZ, please, there’s people that are dying and you are ugly crying while demanding that the staff goes back down the mountain to find your lost diamond earring.
BETWEEN THE SHEETS and HURRICANE spotted cozying up on the ski lift, do we see a reunion incoming or just poor timing in their lineup?
whoever told WHISKEY SOUR that being a sloppy drunk and having the concierge carry you to their bedroom was trending needs to be sued. have some class, this is not the 2000s.
pretending not to know where you can get drugs ? oh RASPBERRY LEMONADE, nobody believes your little act you’re putting on, we all know authors do fieldwork and sample the goods.
is BLOOD & SAND shopping around for the perfect mrs? unlikely. word of advice, if you're gonna be a player don't make it so obvious - especially not with a technically married woman.
does the nfl's all star quarterback have a type? fresh off the slopes, SAZERAC spotted with PINK STARBURST after his big win at the superbowl. fellow stars sharing congratulations - or the start of something new?
