#very old draft

like. no, they didn't fart on your pillow, you sick freak.. you just have pink eye because you rub your eyes too much. baby, they told you not to do that. cropdusting you constantly. bending over in the supermarket, backing up their ass against your crotch and you swear you feel a hot, cheesy gust against your groin, but then they're passing through like nothing happened even if you're positively gagging and - are you going crazy?

when you're asleep is when they unleash the worst of it. hey, it's hard on them, too! do you know how much self-restraint it takes to just hover their ass above your sleeping face rather than sink down and smother you into the depths of their crack like they're so dying to do? it's a progression - once they're certain you're dead asleep, they'll start shifting their legs over so they're pressed flush against you, hole flexing open and ripping rumblers up your thigh. then, they'll slide over, carefully propping themselves so their ass is balanced over your chest. will gingerly pull their underwear down their cheeks, all dank and sweatsoaked from its time festering in their crack. will slowly, carefully back up - making sure to peel back an asscheeks just to ensure your precious little nose is peeking right up against their hot, sticky hole before their pucker opens up and - ngh- ah, fuuuuck.

Basing this off the pre2018 story line.

If Electra didn't go after Pearl. I think she would have given in to racing with rusty. And without rusty trying to finding the starlight. He would never win. There wouldn't be as much switching of partners. And if dinah did refuses to race with GB. I think what would happen is Greaseball would ask cabosee to race with him in the final heat. And Electra would still race with volta.

iconic dialogues from tqg (2020)

"fuck you, margaret."

"aren't we gonna look at the chess sets?"

"how much longer?"

"put me in the open."

"yeah, I won."

"that was quick."

"I have no intention in saying any of this."

"because it's fucking nonsense?"

"you're too sharp for me."

"doesn't everybody?"

"you play very well, señorita."

"I've never been either."

"I gotta study my endgames."

"just replaying my old games."

"I can't find any."

"we've not really met, just spoke."

"again."

"what do you say a quick game of speed chess?"

"i've read that too."

"doesn't she ever change clothes?"

"I won 4 games."

"are you serious?"

"so that's what it's supposed to feel like."

"it was actually his idea to adopt you."

"don't you want to know how she died?"