"So this skinwalker I know was talking about how he had some really great sex with a slinky, hot number with blue eyes and dark hair that had a thick accent that sounded like a cat purring, and he was going into a lot of really disgusting detail that I would have been much more comfortable not knowing, and it even got a little disturbing, and long story short I think you may have fucked a skinwalker and if everything he's saying was true and it was you, you fucking need Jesus."











