rodimus trying to jerk off in peace when ultra magnus comms him like “i have So much paperwork for you, captain” and rodimus is all huffy about his me time getting interrupted but he's still hard so might as well finish up
except then mid jerk he starts thinking about ultra magnus’s hands on him, in him, and then he overloads so hard his vision glitches out for a few seconds
oh no, rodimus thinks, vents flared open to drag in as much cool air as possible, oh that’s bad.











