#velteris

claudine, punching her again: this directly affects your immigrant status!! why are you so dumb!!!

 mean, in a cynical way, I’m like, “well, can’t have been that good if no one wanted to put it up” but maybe everypne ese assumed someone else would

Let me know if you’re interested, please! You can message me here on tumblr for more info And don’t forget to check out the authors’ works! @arca99: Critical Rules for Not-Dating, @velteris: Katabasis, and @glossiests: Perfect Places

also since ur stanning sayo now tho u should uhhh read that shit so you can jump onto the ship with me buddee ;)))

@velteris is this the start of a new obsession? 

(its from chapter 6 of the overture manga)

Please read it and leave kudos, send love to the author!!! They’re also quite the phenomenal author and know how to Shake Your Heart™ 😭💕👌🏽

im going to be honest. this entire fic?? it was a dare. this was 100% intended as a joke. a friend drew art of phantom!eli and masquerade!eli being Gay way back in... god, was it late 2015?? i think so!! it was before i was banditchika, i think. and me being Me, i couldnt let that lie without also offering some writing to go with that Masterpieceso then one day, summer 2017, two years after i meant to finish this, i stumbled across it while going through all my old WIPs. and to be honest?? the writing held up!! TWO YEARS LATER, AND IT’S STILL PRETTY GOOD!! so i tidied it up a bit and out it went, just because it cracked me up so much. i think what i was going for as i wrote it was to make phantom!eli and masquereli distinct enough that it wouldn’t be weird when it got... Spicy. it really was intended to be spicy, bc i guess 16 year-olds have no chill when it comes to making Jokes^(TM)!! but its a lot less funny when you’re ~18 and a bit smarter than you were when the story concept was developed. the writing was too good not to publish though, especially since i was in a dry spell of writing @ that point, so i went ahead n tossed it out!!“n then i guess they Fucc???” is still so funny to me though. is it tasteless to laugh @ ur own unfunny jokes?? i do that anyways, so i guess i don’t rlly care. im not gonna continue this fic tho; honestly, i was going to do some ~star-crossed anastasia-esque class difference~ BS with this piece, but pri pri basically already does that for me!! there’s no need to continue this one!! it stands as it is, which is to say: good writing, kind of embarrassing, n Really Funny (at least to me!!)