#velik

Levi : If she wanted the points, maybe she should have tried not sucking-

Velik, kicking in : IF YOU WANTED FRIENDS YOU SHOULD TRY GROWING A PAIR OF BALLS AND TOUCH GRASS YOU PIECE OF SHI- IK, gaining control : *slams hand over mouth*

everyone else just watching

imagine this is before they realise that ik even has velik, so to them she's just had this massive SNAP moment and okay wow that was kind of terrifying

ik does explain things and force velik to apologise (velik does not apologise) but now everyone's substantially more mindful of what they say

Image ID: two Vulcan Cerritos OCs taking a selfie at a street café on vacation on Qualor III. They have dark skin. The one on the left, S'varen, is reaching towards the viewer as if the viewer is a selfie camera she is holding. She is smiling and putting her hand on the other Vulcan, Velik. S'varen wears a dark olive shirt, brown pants, and a dark brown jacket with brown gloves. Velik wears black pants, a bright cyan shirt, and a gold ring necklace. S'varen has a ballcap with the text RITOS on it, and Velik has braided black hair. They are enjoying bread and colorful slushies.  End Image ID.

Commission for Jenny ( @something-boring) of her Star Trek Lower Decks original characters S'varen and Velik on vacation on Qualor III #VulcanVacay2382

okay but before the brothers knew about velik they thought ik had balls of steel, like i know the velik had to insult lucifer at least once before ik made a pact

velik will have called lucifer a bitch at least five times within a fortnight, and the only reason lucifer hasn't retaliated with force by now is because of the whiplash of the "this is a nice polite child" -> "awful insolent little creature" and vice versa transformations

mephisto, sighing, hasn't even noticed he's talking to a whole other being now: yeah it was. nothing i can do about that now

velik who is winning despite ik's best efforts: BOY WILL YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING TO HIM

ik, resurfacing: oh come on i thought we agreed you weren't going to do this anymore

mammon, on the floor: [strained] you were doing this before????

ik: well it was like- oh, you're not bleeding

mammon: .huh

ik: it's just that- well, usually they go for the knife. i guess i didn't have one on me. that's good i guess