#sunlightocean

"RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN-"

"EXCUSE ME?????"

how would the cannon get into devildom? who knows but man would it be funny

rip brothers, may your ashes be ran over by the train

also hi again!!!

as soon as the astral express lands, ik runs up and greets her family - and while she's busy getting tearfully hugged by march, himeko walks straight up to the nervously watching demons and prepares to obliterate them

like she gives him space but also subtly help him in the data bank and he feels so warm with our little ik. like thank you for having a braincell (most of the time) :)))))))))))

also ik does not hold back on blade, dont you dare hurt him >:(

"i may be shorter than you but i can swing at your kneecaps mf"

dan heng is "i've only had ik for a day but if anything happened to her-" and ik is "EXCUSE ME! he asked for no pickles", and they also take it in turns being "don't talk to me or my son ever again" for each other

most of the time they're very sweet but sometimes they will both look at you with extreme Scorn and it's like getting your insides frozen in real-time (ik picked up the glare from stelle, but the silent disdain was alll from dan heng baby)

random thought

i feel like nahida and leona would get along well.

like, they were both shunned by their own respective countries/society, overshadowed by their predecessors (leona being his elder brother, nahida being greater lord rukkhadevata), and the both of them were being replaced by someone else to take on their roles.

(ok leona's a bit of stretch because cheka is not 'replacing him',, but he was sorta in a way,, if you squint.

as for nahida,, *looks at scaramouche* i dont need to explain)

all in all,

similar experiences = get along well :)

nahida would do her best to comfort leona and his hatred for his position as the younger brother, since it sorta impossible for nahida to hate her predecessor and all shes done for sumeru. also i like the idea of nahida trying to find a way to make him become king,,, just a sweet supportive 500 year old god of wisdom trying to help her friend

also i 100% believe that leona would try to make nahida get mad at the sages for all they've done to her. he'd be like 'GIRL GET MAD AT THOSE @SSHOLES, I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE 500 YEARS OLD, THAT MAKE IT EVEN WORSE'

their conversations would be like:

Leona : nahida, you need to throw hands,,, those wannabe sages treated you like sh*t

nahida : but they're right, im not fit to be an archon :(

leona :

leona : THEY TRAPPED YOU IN A F*CKING CAGE AND TRIED TO CREATE A GOD TO REPLACE YOU,, WTF DO YOU WANT TO HEAR-

So like,,, you know how filipinos never actually use measurements,,, but just eye ball it? And somehow it will always turn out right??

Yeah,,, lets add that to Filipino! Yuu

Crewel watching Yuu just dump the ingredients in Alchemy class without using any measurements whatsoever,,, AND IT STILL TURNS OUT PERFECT. Crewel doesn't whether to be impressed or disappointed.

Ace tried this once and blew up the lab in 5 seconds.

Fluff -  ☁️

Summary - You want to give your s/o a little surprise, so you decide to hug them from behind while their distracted. How do they react?

Warning : None.

Author Note : First headcanons!

okay but before the brothers knew about velik they thought ik had balls of steel, like i know the velik had to insult lucifer at least once before ik made a pact

velik will have called lucifer a bitch at least five times within a fortnight, and the only reason lucifer hasn't retaliated with force by now is because of the whiplash of the "this is a nice polite child" -> "awful insolent little creature" and vice versa transformations