#vekaura

• Xerath is officialy the first and only Baccai Champion, even tho he doesn’t exacly represent the norm among this type of Ascended. 

• Xerath was born in Saikhal, moved to Nerimazeth and than got dragged to the Capital. Long trip. Also, he held Saikhal dear, he asked Azir to go there with him after Azir’s coronation and they've spent some quality time together. :)

• Azir gave Xerath PTSD and Xerath gave PTSD to everybody else including Azir!

• Azir was not nice to slaves other than Xerath (and also not always to Xerath) till long after Xerath called him out, just as I suspected. (They are basicaly both equaly, moraly fucked up.)

• Everyone knows Azir, but nobody knows Xerath and Azir is hella mad about it because nobody knows why he is soo mad. He has to explain constantly what caused his PTSD, what ultimately triggers his PTSD.

• Xerath’s situation is pitied even by protagonist of the story what causes Azir to dissociate and mildly hurt a child. (mmm Nice!)

• Azir was well aware of Xerath’s shenanigans, his hands are bloodied even more than Xerath’s if you add wars declared by Azir, and towns burned by him to the bill.

• Apparently Azir guilt-trips people for using national water sources (im the emperor, this water is mine!) and walking the same land as war criminals.

• Prior to "Water and Shade To You" Azir never asked himself if its okay to murder whole villages, he just slaughtered people and there was nothing wrong with it.

• "These people dont even know who Xerath is but thats okay! I will kill them anyway because Xerath and Nasus were partying to hard in Vekaura while trying to slap Sivir's cheeks and my mom used to live there." (good that he hasnt seen Vekaura prior the incident, Nasus just roasted it, but Azir would murder whole Vekaura himself knowing him now)

• But hey, good thing is that Azir travels and interacts with people!

• But how far on sociopath end you need to be to have a chill convo with 8 year old for 10 minutes and later tell her that she doesnt need to notify her family where she is because you will kill them all in, like, several minutes

• Azir ordered people to be executed for far less than being hit with pottery, and he said that he didn't even feel it. Execution is fully for disrespecting him without any witnesses around, let that sink in.

• Azir can't feel anything, like water flowing around his hand or heat of the sun and im honestly kinda worried, because ascended normally feel stuff if i remmember correctly.

• Azir can turn sand into gold (motherfucking Midas)

• And he does Kintsugi (what a tallented boi!)

• Apparently tributaries of Mother of Life are also fuelled by the Sun Disk.

• Azir misses some woman deeply, is that his wife, Sivir or someone else? Who knows!

28/∞ shurimeme

the cons of royal blood is not being able to sneak out undetected and risk of being deep fried in arcane.

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