#vayfuckingcation

I'm leaving for Memphis soon. I've never been so I'm excited to cram into a van, crank some tunes and dine on the finest fast food I-57 has to offer. More importantly, I'm just jazzed out of my pants that I am going to get the fuck out of here. Other than getting sick, I haven't had a good break from work in a while and this new management position is a complete change from what I am used to in the way of workload. Anyway, I promise to get all 11 of my Tumblr followers some interesting photos and come back with some incredible stories of intoxication and human indecency.