#varrosh

The situation is this: Every time someone new moves to their little cul-de-sac, his father spends an unhealthy amount of time supervising what the new neighbors do.

It happened with Go'el and his wife and their kids. Since he wasn't there when Go'el and Aggra arrived, he didn't get to see Aggra, he just saw Go'el, two kids and some other male orc taking things out of a truck and instantly assumed things. Then Aggra showed up and he assumed even weirder things. He would spend hours spying them behind the living room curtains, like he was expecting them to do something.

"They have kids there, Anduin!" He'd say. "Who knows what kind of debauchery they are exposed to!"

Varian thought Go'el, Aggra and the other orc (Garrosh, Anduin would learn later) were in some sort of polygamous relationship. He was more scandalized still when Garrosh started flirting with him.

"What does that pervert want from me? I'm not joining their debauched coven!"

There was no coven of debauchery, Garrosh was just living with Go'el and his wife until he could find somewhere else to live with his crappy job at the car repair shop. One day Garrosh came over to their home, Varian actually apologized for snooping and they had drinks.

And then Garrosh never left.

Now a new family had moved to their little cul-de-sac. Varian kept looking out the window. There was a big black van from which a bunch of kids emerged, and emerged, and kept emerging.

"why do they have so many kids? Where are they going to put them?"

"Can you stop looking at the neighbors?" Anduin begged, his dad made a hand motion. Garrosh sighed dramatically.

A blond blood elf was inspecting the lawn, that had looked very dry and miserable since Wrathion and his mom moved out of the house. He looked around and stuck a very bright pink flamingo in a specific area of the lawn. Varian gasped.

"what the fuck is that?!" Varian screeched.

Their new neighbors were named Illidan Stormrage and Kael'thas Sunstrider. They had been married for a year and had looked for a bigger home for their foster children. Illidan had a group of bats he trained to attack his brother every time he and his wife attempted to visit them.

Go'el and Aggra were delighted that someone else had small children around. They were already planning block parties.