#vampire-killer

The vampire came to the Belmont’s castle in the dead of night. The intention was to kill him, to destroy the blight on the monsters that the Belmonts had wrought for centuries.

WORST BABYSITTER AU

Adrian was six, and like a good number of six year olds, he had begun to develop a fascination with bugs. Anything that crept or crawled or buzzed was eagerly caught and brought to his babysitter.

Which was a problem. Simon hated bugs.

“Simon Simon look! I caught a spider!” He called, delighted, holding out his hands.

A small, fat black spider crawled over the child’s fingers, and Simon resisted the urge to vomit. And then to panic. He didn’t know what a spider bite would do to a small dhampir, and he didn’t want to find out. Or to risk the wrath of the boy’s father. But Adrian looked so proud of himself, so eager to show off.“T-That’s nice, little guy.” He stammered. “Why don’t you let it go?”“But it was so hard to catch!” Adrian pouted. “I want to keep it.”

“Kid, you can’t keep spiders.”

“How come?” His sad face was almost heartbreaking, but then the spider moved and Simon jumped.

Adrian blinked, slowly. “Are you scared? I’ll put it away then.” He set the spider down, and it scampered off.

Castlevania Song Ask Meme

Concert Hall without Applause: Do you have any talent you love about yourself?“Where to begin~” A faint chuckle elicits. “I would have to say my natural ability to learn and adapt rather quickly. That, and -ahem- flexibility I have on certain matters.”

You’re looking for André Malraux.

Does Alu need a motivational pep talk from his AU son? Own those pretty features, dad. Own ‘em.

Richtercard already answered here!

send me a ship, and i will tell you:

• when or if I started shipping it.When I met you~

• my thoughts:I mean, canon wise it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but I totally see the appeal. And I kind of dig it.

• What makes me happy about them:The sheer weirdness of their relationship. And how well the characters play off of each other when written right.

• What makes me sad about them:The fear that one day the ship will make me sick to my stomach because I will associate it with someone I once knew. I hope that never comes to pass, I want to always know you.

• things done in art/fic that annoys me:Making Dracula less of a monster.

• things I look for in art/fic:Good characterization and understanding of what the dynamic would have to be.

• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Simon gets Selena, who in my world is an ass kicking ax wielding warrior babe, and Dracula gets Lisa because I will never not ship that.

• My happily ever after for them:Running the castle together and bickering like an old married couple.

Trevor/Everyone you say? Here you go: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6751882

28.Teaching the other something new

For a prince, Lyudmil discovered, Adrian knew surprisingly little about the world outside the castle. He seemed some days, outright scared of the human villages that set up around the roads, and he had every reason to be.

Still, he followed Lyudmil every time he went out to the markets. He was too tall, he stood out, noble and regal and beautiful, and Lyudmil had to laugh at the looks he got, awkward and skittish though he was. He stood out, and Lyudmil had to tease him about it all the way home.

“What am I supposed to do, in the human villages then?”

“Perhaps not jitter about like a spooked rabbit?” Lyudmil knocked into him with his shoulder, laughed.

“But they’re humans! If they knew what I was, they’d-”

“They would be terrified. They would attack. That’s why you cannot call attention to yourself.” Lyudmil stopped, took his hand.

“Just treat them like you would treat me.” He offered, met the dhampir’s eyes.

“Kiss them whenever I please?” Adrian teased. He leaned in, he stole a kiss.