King Under the Car Park

Monty Python's Flying Circus

S2E2 "The Spanish Inquisition" (1970)

Final Fantasy VII is so cool. :3

“I don’t want to live without you, either,” he whispers, but not in the common tongue. He retreats into Zaunish, where it feels a little safer, and kisses Jayce again. It’s still soft, just a press, but this time it lingers. He’s never been very good at saying how he feels but he’s trying. For Jayce.

A little something for this thing I wrote

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the kissy kissy <3

This land whispers to you. How did you come to be in this place, this strange land, full of magic and wonder? And what lies beyond the forest, the place they tell you never to go? The darkness that seems to stretch on for days, for a month and a year. You come to this place, this Vast Unknown, changed. Your powers, your things, may have shifted as you were brought here. 

But where is here? This Vast Unknown has what modern amenities you might expect. Or might not expect, if your home didn’t have it. The city of Rimoumeda Harbor has everything you could ever want- from grocers and hospitals to a massive academy on the mountain. And cell phone service? Somehow, it works. You can connect to anyone else in the city. But not outside of it. The darkness stops that. 

It is vintage times. The powers that be have accepted your casting decisions, and are tentatively moving forward with shooting their new science fiction epic, recently renamed Planet Battles. (somebody thought it sounded cooler.) before they print the posters, take a look at the cast you, the electorate, have assembled!

Luke Skywalker—Sabu Dastagir

Princess Leia—Suraiya

Han Solo—Toshiro Mifune

Obi-Wan Kenobi—Takashi Shimura

Darth Vader—Bela Lugosi

Chewbacca—a Ray Harryhausen stop motion

C-3PO—Charles Hawtrey

R2-D2—Groucho Marx

The Millenium Falcon—Flash Gordon's spaceship (I'm joking, I just needed a ninth thing to complete the grid)