Feb 2, 2022
Thought M4-RT1N would be upset about that patch of the front lawn where a robot's flamethrower burned off a patch of grass, so I apologized.
He said it was fine. It wasn't his job to keep the grass pretty, anyway.
"Then what's the purpose of mowing the lawn?" is the thing I definitely should not have asked.
"To keep it short. The locals say there this bug - an arachnid called 'ixodida" - that lives in tall grass. They latch onto exposed skin and feed on your blood. Not much of a problem for us armor-wearing folk, but we have to keep the officers and the students safe."
Oh, good. Now I have to fear the fucking VAMPIRE SPIDERS every time I go outside. Ugh. I'm sleeping on the Finalizer tonight.
