#vampire hc

Now consider. A human is turned into a vampire. What's special about that? That human ALREADY had a garlic allergy. So anytime a hunter throws garlic at them they're absolutely gagging, puffing up, and losing breath. Yes! This is the moment the hunter kills their first vampire and then the monster pulls out an epipen and stabs it into their leg.

Suddenly the vampire is breathing easier (thank you quick healing) and smacking the hunter upside the head like-

"That could have killed me you idiot!!!"

"That was the point!"

"You obviously aren't a veteran hunter...Garlic doesn't kill vampires."

"It almost killed you."

"Well yeah? I'm ACTUALLY allergic, thank you very much."

"...but...then you were allergic before? You've never had garlic chicken before?"

they purr like cats when they're happy. this can be used as a sign of affection or to lull prey into a calmer, trancelike state

even when they're not hungry they're still extremely attracted to human warmth so they WILL cuddle and hold their familiars/human friends/human partners

feeding makes them warm temporarily. they can also blush and have heartbeats during this time

even though they don't need to sleep they're very easily affected by human warmth so while they're being snuggly there is a strong chance of sleepyheadification

some of them can be very bad at hiding their fangs and they'll just pop out when they feel strong emotions (including love and happiness 🥰)

pacifist vampires who feed off of humans safely and consensually and give them snacks afterwards and let them take naps in blankets by the fireplace

some of said pacifist vampires have learned how to cook human food really well over the years as a show of gratitude and hospitality

im sure theres more but this is all i can think of off the top of my head right now

{ he can turn into a bat, either a lesser vampire bat or an Indiana brown bat he can also turn into a colony of bats and rarely mist }

{In the upside down his bat form is more monsterous and feral he’s a general after all.}

{ his sword is his Guitar which can actually function as axe/sword giving that one side of it is a blade}

{ human part of him is pissed Vecna fucked with his baby}

{ Bat!kas/Eddie will eat bugs and blood and other upside down creatures}

{ if in the upside down you can find him sleeping upside down in one of the various caves surrounded by his demobat colony}

But how can you tell if your lover is a vampire through their dick? (I'm laughing at my own joke, help)

🦇 Witcher higher vampires can have many forms. Minus Katakans, who can be themselves or turn only a into human, alps, bruxa, mula, and Nosferat, which I suggest not fucking. Those listed can actually talk to humans, in common or vampiric.(under wiki vampiric is mostly Etruscan, there's some videos you can watch to hear the language, here's one) Also please don't do the lesser vampires because they can't consent plus they will kill you dnfngk

🦇 I'm only doing the Higer vampires, like The unseen elder, Regis, and Dettlaff.

So I'd say they have three forms, human, werebat, and they're real form (like Dettlaff's Eldritch horror form)

🦇 But I hc higher vampires have a really hard time having children, as they'd prefer the human form and humans make things stressful. It's more natural for them to have children in their real forms, but with humans around they'd be pestered and perhaps killed. So stress gets to them worse, which becomes a bad thing, no more baby making. So the human form is the go for now.

In the human form their success rate is lower but their stress is lower. So it's common for them to have orgy parties, maybe form mates, and to go into heats, which only happen every other century.

Also, because of this problem, higher vampires can change gender and or their genitals.

🦇Now peens, horray!

So in human form, their dick looks almost human! If you touch you could feel slight bumps where they'll form either knots or very knubby spikes, which actually consists to their werebat form.

Regis actually has two heart shapped knots.

Dettlaff and the unseen elder have those knub-like spikes under their dick.

But their real form looks different then their human form and werebat form, but fits their form. I would say, thanks to a friend, Dettlaff's real form dick would almost look like a sea anemone, just really veiny and random small tentacles that help produce a aphrodesiac. To help in the baby making rbtngmhk

🦇 Okay Dettlaff peen as a human, well no matter in what form, he has a big peen. In human he's like a pringle can. Or like almost 7 inches, very veiny any uncut. Pretty thick. Once he cums, those round knubs form in a line under his dick.

🦇 Regis is the smaller average size, very close to 5 inches. Cut, more long then thick, but average at most, not super veiny. His knots make up for everything, as the can make him almost an inch longer. His knots only happen when he cums, so hurry if you want the cock ring. Regis definitely loves the cock ring dvtngn

Ohhh this is so fun! Sorry this took so long topolino!!

(friendly reminder our ask box is closed and if you send in anything new its going on the bottom of the pile im sorry its just not fair to people who have been waiting MONTHS)

Papa I: he’s the very old, very tired type of vampire. he doesn’t have the time for the silly games of catch and release that the younger ones do, never mind his brothers, and he never did. If he was going to drink from someone he would do it, without all the glamour and fuss the others had become addicted to. he merely wanted to live his existence in peace without fear of being found. When he finally told his s/o, he sat them down, and explained the basics to them. When they told him they had already figured most of it out, he was shocked. hed been so careful about making it a secret, and going out of his way to shield them from what he truly was until he could tell them - not for his own safety, but for theirs. if he was going to tell them, it could change their life. he didn’t want it to negatively affect them, and it didn’t. the only thing that changed was a few more vampire jokes here and there, and a lot more honesty.

Papa II: when you think of a vampire, living in a castle, drinking the blood of virgins, relentlessly killing and killing again, you get Papa II. He has always said virgins taste the best, and he means it. While he isn’t exactly open about it and flaunting it, it’s not hard to see. in fact, his s/o was originally someone he was planning to drink dry and throw away. only he couldn’t bring himself to do it. there was something special, and different about him. so his s/o has known all along about his true identity, but fell in love with him anyways. bit of a beauty and the beast stockholm syndrome here, but he thinks it’s better that their relationship and love be built on honesty, rather than having to tear them down later and reveal everything has been a lie - or at least most things. it took II a very long time to come to terms with who he was, and even longer for him to accept that his s/o loves him for it.

Papa III: Now, what you’ve all been waiting for, III is the type of vampire who hosts masked parties, constantly surrounded by beautiful people who know who he is and cannot wait even a second longer for him to sink his teeth into them. everyone knows what he is, whether they believe it or not, the youngest emeritus says, is completely up to them. he’s cocky, and arrogant, and even obnoxious sometimes. his s/o was in fact one of the man half naked men and women who begged him to take a bite, but he saw something else in them. he couldn’t have brought himself to drink even a single drop from them if he wanted to. no. they’re different. they shouldn’t be offering themselves up to someone like him. he brings them away and tells them never to return, so he wouldn’t hurt them ever, but they just wont listen. each time they come back theyre more desperate to see what he really is. for him to drink from their neck. when he finally does, the bond has been created. from then on, they’re the only person III can focus on. its them forever.

Cardinal Copia: Ghost Twitter has been NUTS for Dracopia lately and i dont understand it and i will never do that cape justice, but this is what you get. Copia is the most unsuspecting vampire of them all. he leads a quiet life in the clergy, drinks blood from animals instead of humans, although it doesn’t quite have the same affect, and keeps to himself. he’s the one who has never come to terms with what he is. accept that his eternity is to be spent as a blood sucking monster of a man. no, not a man. just a monster. His s/o finds him at the worst and hardest time in his life. he’s so destroyed, and broken, and is beginning to wonder really what the point of feeding even is when he could simply starve himself away from blood. sure, he wouldn’t last very long, but those final days when there is no more consumed blood left in his body, maybe then he would feel pure. his s/o catches him in the act, a soft white rabbit between his teeth, blood dripping down his chin and chest. at first of course they’re afraid, but after he explains to them, a stranger, what’s happening, they begin to understand. his s/o helps him accept that he’s not a monster, just a creature. they show him that there really is things worth living for in this world, and that what he is and eats does not define him

OUTOFCHARA . i want to clarify something i do in rp . nadia is a protector witch and often works a lot like a “ hunter or slayer . " however , nadia is a lot choosier with who she goes after . she will only go after those who are deemed “ feral ” ( a creature that is driven by their primal instincts and lacks any human conscious ) or absolutely evil / planning to do harm ( which is rarer & therefore more dangerous ! ) . so in an rp if nadia is standing over a kill , then assume it was a feral creature . it is important to cull the feral population of creatures because they could overrun both magical and non - magical society . also vampires are considered the undead , sometimes mistaken as a sub - section of demons . i will accept that if it is part of your canon , but for me the main diff between a vampire and a demon is that vampires are the undead and demons come from hell .

The Vampires

The origins of vampires are unknown.  It is believed that they date back older than the fae, but no one knows which of the theories is the truth behind the origins of vampires.  They are a species shrouded in mystery, and by modern times, they are few in number due to the fae hunting them, or using them as weapons in the battle against humans.

Wolves and fae cannot be turned into vampires, only humans can.  To turn someone, they must die with a vampire’s blood in their system.  The process of turning into a vampire is a painful one.  It is not something that they will put people through without preparing them.  

Fae are dangerous to vampires in one key way – their blood can be a drug to vampires.  It is fairly easy for vampires to become addicted to the fae blood, making the vampire even easier to manipulate.  This is one of the main ways that the fae controlled vampires for their own needs.  They would starve them of human blood, only supplying them with fae blood.  After some time, human blood was no where near satisfying enough.

Unlike the fae and wolves, druids can be turned into vampires, since they are essentially humans with magical connections to the Earth.  The problem for druids is that when they go through the change to become a vampire, they must die.  This death severs their connection with nature, stripping them of nearly all of the magic that they had before hand.  Losing this is a fate worse than death for many of them, leaving the once druid in an unpredictable mental state without the balance of their connection to nature.

General Traits:

Superior healing

Superior senses (Smell, Eyesight, Hearing)

Superior htrength

Superior agility

Ability to forego human food (They can eat it, but blood is needed for survival.)

Immortality

Vulnerabilities:

Daylight

Fire