Vampire Wes AU
Wes sees Danny this scrawny kid returning home from the hospital looking super pale, really sluggish during the day, and gaining sudden reflexes (thanks ghost powers). Wes thinks he’s got Danny clocked and that he’s a vampire. Because super pale skin, cold to the touch, no heartbeat, and fangs are both vampire traits and ghost traits. Like be nice to Wes he has legit reasons to think Danny is a vampire.
So Wes tries to help Danny out by giving him a bag of pig blood or something and Danny thinks Wes is a fucking psycho because who the hell gives someone a bad of blood. And Wes can’t understand why Danny hates him so much when he’s just trying to help.
Wes tries to seek help from Kyle, but Kyle is Kyle, and he pretends that vampires don’t exist to screw with Wes. (Even though literally both of them are vampires) and then Wes discovers that ghosts exist because the Lunch Lady or the Box Ghost or whatever shows up and he’s like anyways time to help my new fledging buddy Danny.
Of course, Wes eventually finds out the truth and likely crashes out, because Wes likes to be right about things. But then that raises the question of whether he’ll become enemies with Danny because he’s a different species and if he’ll try to expose him.
