#valgraves

"What... What the fuck are those?"

It's not often they 'hung out', usually it was either a literal to fight between Commander Graves and El Sin Nombre, or it was Phillip getting his whole world absolutely shattered by Valeria.

But now? They sat on the couch, watching some shitty sitcom, just... Being around each other?

And of course-

"They're my Crocs, Pumpkin~"

He knew that nickname always pissed her off- hell that's probably why he used it so much! He was a bastard, and he knew the angrier Val got- the rougher she'd be.

"Take them off."

"Nah."

"Phillip."

"Nope, not gonna happen Pumpkin~"

"Phill."

"Pumpk-"

He couldn't even finish that dumb nickname before she was launching herself at him, pinning him to the couch.

"I'll give you one last chance, Phillip. Take them off or I'll beat your fuckin ass with them."

That stupid smirk and- "Pretty threats from such a pretty woman, gonna stick to 'em?"

And if he was sitting funny the next day? He's not gonna talk about it.