Mar 6, 2025
it's my other hubby's birthday todayyyy <3 <3 <3
he's literally the only age appropriate crush I have but we'll unpack that later-
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it's my other hubby's birthday todayyyy <3 <3 <3
he's literally the only age appropriate crush I have but we'll unpack that later-
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damian would buy tim candy dnd dice for weeks before replacing them with actual dice and watching the pain in his eyes as he goes CRUNCH with a smile
stay tuned for more bat-dnd shenanigans from the batfam server I'm in
John Mulaney is what would happen if they spliced together the DNA of all the actors that played Spider-Man and then gave that magnificent creation a Pseudo-Mid-Atlantic accent.
Brain: Hey ya gotta burn shit
Me: Lol ok *burns shit*
~Later~
Me: *In Trouble™ for burning shit* well shit
Brain: Well that was a stupid and regrettable idea, huh?
Me: Yeah it sure was
Brain: Bet you feel real bad for having no self control, don'cha?
Me: Sure do bud
Brain: Maybe ya shoulda thought that through a little instead of being an impulsive sack of shit!
Me: This is true, yes
Brain: You sure do feel real guilty about this whole ordeal
Me: yep
Brain: This must be really stressful and upsetting
me: Mmhm.
Brain: ...
Brain: You know what would fix that?
Me: Don't you fucking dare.
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Brain: Burn more shit.
ngl when y’all started saying joker was gonna be in smash i just thought y’all meant the batman clown and didn’t question it even enough to look it up and i don’t know if it’s because i just skip all stages of grief and go straight to acceptance these days or if was actually plausible to me
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angel with a shotgun... wrong minigun
"April 20th 2025?"
Ha. More like
"Hi(gh), hoppy easter"
amiright gamers? 🫡
me and who?