#vaggiestor

Awww they're so cute when they sleep

I imagine Alastor snoring a lot 😂

Vaggie: They ship me with HIM?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Angel: Hey, yeah, that's a load o' bull! We're both gay! I mean, I'll fuck a woman if the pay is right but I'd never actually seriously consider datin' one outside of business! Blegh!

Charlie: Why are they so insistent on adding Alastor into my relationships? I'm already in a committed monogamous relationship to Vaggie. Just because I'm bi doesn't mean I'm inherently polyamorous. That's kind of harmful stereotyping..

Alastor: Oh my! I seem to have some level of popularity when it comes to these things! Why, Vaggie, my dear, look! There's even one of me with you!

[Vaggie's face turns green as she picks up a trash can and vomits into it.]

Angel: You did that on purpose, didn't ya?

Alastor: Of course!

Charlie: [she glares at Alastor, then scrolls down a bit] Oh, Alastor~! Look, I found one with you and Vox~!

[Alastor flinches and the sound of microphone feedback is heard for a brief second.]

Angel: Al..? You okay?

Alastor: I. Would. NEVER even think of a romantic relationship with that cretin! I have standards!

Charlie: More of me with Vaggie and Alastor..

[Vaggie looks up when she hears her name said by Charlie, only to look back down and vomit again.]

Husk: Why the fuck is that a drawin' of me with Angel?

Angel: Eh, I don't really have any strong feelings on that right now.

Charlie:; Aww, this one's of my dad and Alastor. It's actually kinda cute, but I dunno if he'd get into another relationship behind mom's back like that..

Nifty: Oh, look! A drawing of a relationship that actually exists without shoehorning someone else into it!

Vaggie: [she looks up] Really? One that's just me and Charlie?

[They click on it, and it's of a crying Charlie cradling Vaggie's corpse.]

Vaggie: ....Wha the fuck is wrong with these people..?

Charlie: Why can't they just draw the actual couple in a healthy positive way without violent angst?! Why are these humans so vile and obsessed with misery?!

Husk: Jesus Christ, these people are fuckin' weird..

Angel: Yeesh. I ain't the best guy but even I know this is pretty deeply rooted homophobia..

Vaggie: I didn't expect you to stick up for me, Angel Dust, thanks.

Angel: Ahh, don't mention it. We gays gotta stick together, right? [chuckle] Plus, you kinda...keep me away from Val when I'm stayin' here, so...

Nifty: Oh, speaking of Mr. Valentino, there's one of you and him, Angel!

Angel: ....Nobody would mind if I got rid of this computer, right?

Charlie: Nah, I've seen all I want.

Vaggie: Dump this piece of shit.

Husk: Do what ya fuckin' want. No skin off my nose.

Alastor: It would seem its uses have been filled.

Nifty: Nooo! I wanna keep looking!

Angel: Sorry, Nifty, outnumbered 4 to 1.

Charlie: There's six of us, though?

Vaggie: Yeah, but remember, hun, Husk didn't vote either way.

Charlie: Ohh, right!