#vacoom

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A machine that vacuums all of the cum out of an individual’s body while they sleep. A timed vibrator or electric fleshlight like setup wont work, there’s inevitable stimulation in these practices which defeat the purpose entirely. In fact when the extraction begins, the machine will also have like a mini hand that will pinch you just hard enough to not enjoy it while also not waking you up. wet dreams were a way for god to beta test this idea, but not everyone gets dreams (example: me) let alone good ones at the very least there’ll be a lot more nuns and monks if this takes off

The great and terrifying monster the kitties spend far too much time watching (from a great distance) or hiding from... This monster is known only as: VACOOM. * * * * * #webcomic #webcomics #comics #catart #vacoom #vacuum #scardycat #catartist #funny #webtoons #webtoon #comicstrips #comicseries #artistofinstagram #instacomic #dailydoodle #dailydrawing #comicoftheday #comicsart #comicpanel #comicstyle #funnycomics #alltehcomics #comicbites #webcomicseries #comix #tomacomics (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtUKMC7lyxB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=132zfw8sdmgah

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