#vaccuums

are you sure you’re not secretly a dog

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A feature my vacuum has that was not in the box, but is useful for quick deployment. Might be on yours, if it's not a fancy auto-retractor kind.

When I was little I dreamed that we were throwing a party, and there were a lot of people at our house. My dad and I were chasing down a pair of mischievous vacuum cleaners with orange handles that were running around making horrendously loud siren noises, but we stopped when they turned into orange socks. Then I noticed a man and woman wearing lab coats standing on either side of a pig next to a white door with an oddly shaped doorknob. They picked up the pig, and I followed them through the door into a large white room with nothing but a toilet in one corner. The two people then flushed the pig down the toilet head first, prompting some sort of defense mechanism in the form of a vacuum cleaner head to emerge from the toilet. I ran, knowing that it would kill me if it had the chance, and ended up outside next to the air conditioning unit. For some reason, it could talk, and had a British accent, and it had stolen my toy car, insisting it was theirs. It caused a strange rippling sensation when it talked, and because it didn't have hands, I just took my car back. Then I sat down on a swing and woke up.

Prep!! Podcast is done, now to vacuum whilst editing!! #badwolfgirlsitsandknits and #vaccuums and #packs and #cooks #doitall #2daysleft ✌🏼🎉👰🏽🍂🍁🍂🍁

Judge decides that these Shark products (and others) are not plainly dissimilar to these Dyson design patents, denies motion for summary judgment of non-infringement.

Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

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