Be Lt Commander Piper Hawthorne, Chief Engineer of the USS Interpreter
Have your ship invaded by the Mirrorverse counterparts of your Captain and the ship's Romulan liason from the Tal Shiar
Be unaware that these are mirrorverse counterparts and be convinced that the Tal Shiar agent has executed the master plan and replaced the Captain with a surgically altered Romulan
Whole crew gets launched by a strange entity into a weird videogame pocket dimension
Mirrorverse Captain blames you for this and attacks you while screaming that she's going to rip out your intestines
Ship's first officer does her best to save you
End up with your 5'1" cyborg frame under a pile of beefy Klingon first officer and 6ft+ mirror captain, fighting
No weapons
Start Biting
Bite Mirror Captain's ear off
Still think she's a Romulan in disguise
Spit out ear
Look at blood
'why is it red?'
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