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An Interview with the Day-Josten-Minyard trio

Koam: Many were shocked by your revelation last month. I myself must admit I was taken by surprise!

Neil: Yes well, I will say it came as a surprise to me as well. I remember one day in the locker room, Kevin told me [imitates kevin] it will be easier to remain heterosexual. [Kevin rolls his eyes and Andrew scoffs] Ironic, considering where we are now.

Kevin: [chuckling] Well was I wrong? I was speaking from experience after all. On a more serious note, many athletes in the LGBTQ community face this issue. Even in today’s society, people like us are still under a lot of pressure and scrutiny.

Koam: Oh, that’s a very good point. You three have been the talk of exy fans everywhere for the past few years! Lately a lot of fans have been taking an interest to Andrew.

Andrew: My main reason for playing this stupid sport is these two idiots over here. Someone has to make sure they don’t hurt themselves. Especially Neil. He almost got red carded 4 times.

Neil: Harkey was full of shit, you know it, I know it, hell, he probably knows it too. I didn’t say anything but the truth.

Andrew: Your mouth runs faster than you do, and that’s saying something.

Neil: Anyways, don’t let him fool you, I’m sure he finds some enjoyment. He loved pissing off Bryant. 

Kevin: I’m pretty sure the whole team did. He wasn’t exactly likable.

Andrew: This is exactly what I mean, someone needs to make sure they don’t start another shitshow on Twitter.

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An interview with Sara Alvarez and Laila Dermott

Koam: I hear that you two have been together since college! How was your former team with your relationship?

Laila: The Trojans? Oh they were really cool about it. Very supportive. They were so oblivious when it came to Jeremy and Jean though. It was hysterical.

Sara: Jeremy was having a crisis. Even Jean with his whole stone face thing was getting a little irritated.

Koam: I see... Were they not supportive of Jeremy and Jean?

Sara: Oh, no that’s not it at all. The Trojans as a whole are very sweet and supportive, but we’re all idiot jocks at heart.

Laila: [snickering] Jean would kill you if her heard that.

Sara: Laila, He almost used the word bro while crying over his math homework. And he hangs around Jeremy all the time, it’s gonna happen if it hasn’t already.

Laia: Fair enough. You know, maybe the team was just too in love with Jeremy to accept him being in a relationship.

Sara: Oh yeah, there was that one guy who joined because he had a crush on him.

Laila: Didn’t he say he joined for his a-

Sara: AMAZING FOOTWORK. YES. Ahem. Jeremy is very good with his feet.

[Laughter]

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An Interview with Jeremy Knox and Jean Moreau

Koam: So how was everything with you? I’m sure you two got your fair share of things to deal with after the championship game.

Jeremy: I suppose? We haven’t been very active on social media lately... Or at least I haven’t. 

Jean: I haven’t either. Things have been a little bit hectic recently.

Koam: Understandable. Forgive me if I am overstepping... But how was the transfer? I heard there was a huge scandal a few years back with the Ravens.

Jean: The Ravens were... strict to say the least. Hell, strict is an understatement. The transfer to the Trojans certainly wasn’t easy, but the Trojans surprised me. In a good way for the most part. The Ravens were very cut-throat, and you were only as good as your ability on the court. Dating as a whole was off limits, and homosexuality was even worse. But the Trojans were all about rest, and support. The final three years I spent there have helped me tremendously. And of course, Jeremy. Mon soleil.

Jeremy: [beaming] Jean adjusted really well. Some of the other team members were pretty intimidated by him though, I mean Toame compared him to Darth Vader. He’s really amazing when you get to know him. He cares a lot, you can see it if you actually look. [smiling at Jean]