#useless headcanons

Domestic Sastiel fluff hours, now featuring grace kisses

knows sign language. he took a class back in high school and fell in love with the language. he'll always say no no I'm nowhere near fluent i still have so much to learn. but like. he's fluent.

first job was at some local fast food chain. he hated talking to customers. he hated making the food. he hated everything about that job

has never had a cavity. he is terrified of the dentist. he will do everything he can to not go back there.

will kill and die for kettle cooked salt and vinegar potato chips.

really wants to own a cat someday. but for some reason cats never ever like him. he is scratched or bit every time he tries to pet one. it is very embarrassing. he acts like it doesn't hurt.

one of the few people on this planet who actually keeps himself hydrated.

Useless Headcanons:

When he kills, he kills specifically for a reason. When he was alive and in afterlife. It isn't at random unless it's in defense of something. It's calculated murder and torture. He loves to hunt in his eldritch form, enjoying the fear it instills on the unlucky victims.

Thrill of the hunt. Thrill of the method.

Often it's when he wants something, or is after a goal. Regardless of his stance of respect for women, he will kill indiscriminately.

His favorite is his personal reason....the perfect smile. They are his trophies, but if he finds they have a rather wonderful smile? He will take it.

The only regret he has is he lost his collection when he died, and had no means at the time to get it back. He has a nice collection of jaws he started when he was killing Overlords, and it's satisfying enough.

Ivan got lost in the city the first two days he was here. He still frequently gets lost in the city.

He also doesn’t trust taxies and cars in general to get him around. Either get him a horse, or he’ll walk. With Tyler going “YOU CANT WALK FOR EIGHTY MILES IVAN—”

More than a few times though, he’s found himself wandering in the city, with Tyler or Kendall desperately calling him on the Dino morpher, yelling “WHERE ARE YOU” and him yelling back “IF I KNEW WHERE I WAS, SIR TYLER, I WOULD FIND MY WAY BACK! But as it happens, thou beslubbering trex-witted apple john, I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I AM, AND HENCE I AM CALLING YOU FOR HELP”

Oh and his curses crack chase up so much that he starts recording em for “use” later on~

Hierophant & Franco Begbie -

Franco's jealousy is unmatched by his stupidity; he sees anyone who even glances at Hiero as a challenger. His insecurities are written all over him like slurs etched into his skin. He'd beat up anyone who dared try and touch her while they were out together, and he's had his moments. Even going as far as looking to her before he cut a man to make sure she knew he was doing so for her. Knowing she's driven him to these moments just because of how they met so quickly and easily before becoming lovers. 

Hiero is the only woman he's craved more than desired, like a drug addict. He couldn't gripe too much, but not too little about Renton and the rest needing smack. When the blonde left his life, he did too much to try and get anything close to what he had with her. It was so bad that the lipstick that Begbie left on the coffee table wasn't just there because it reminded him of Hiero. He had used it to remember what she looked like holding the item that morning as he touched himself on the couch. 

Begbie had thought of many reasons why Hiero was gone over the last year. She left him because he wasn't good enough, was murdered because she got too close to her last assignment or even became pregnant, and left him knowing he wouldn't be a good enough father. Franco had kept himself up at night thinking of why she left him. He drank so much that he ended up back with June after their baby scare was over. Only to end up getting the woman pregnant again because he couldn't just believe Hiero would come back for him. 

Bonus Entry - {and small reveal for the actual RP}

Useless (possibly?) headcanons for Alice In Borderland characters and what I think their emoji combo is (Pt. 1??):

Arisu = 🎮👾🕹️

- He’s actually great at school. Which is why he gets applied in a lot of job interviews. Ask him any equation or question in any subject and he’d answer it for you if you gave him time, the only thing on his mind is basically video games though

Usagi = 🧗‍♀️🌤️🐇

- Wants a pet rabbit or snake. She finds them interesting and would be really dedicated to taking care of a healthy one (or two)

Kuina = 🥋🦋🚬

- Chishiya was the very first person that convinced her to stop smoking. Although she’d heard other people’s attempts on making her stop smoking, it’s always the same to her, how she’d get injured internally or possibly die, but Chishiya said that “.. Smoking won’t help you deal with most of your problems, that’s what cowards do to pass the time. Are you a coward?”. She immediately said she’s not and remembered her mother, her friends, her old life. Now she has a purpose to keep going

Ann = 📇🔭🧪

- She’s always been interested in becoming a professor, she tried to become one but it wasn’t such a good thing for her. She found out that she has slightly low patience and wants to go to a fast pace when teaching students

Chishiya = 💉🎲🩺

- A people pleaser when he wasn’t in the borderlands. He’s known to be the most expressive student on the whole campus. He can kill an exasperated sigh, an annoyed eye roll, a begging and demanding pout, a cheerful grin and give out encouraging words to others. In reality, he feels bland and distasteful. He’d rather not show any expression, he’s incredibly sad. But because he wanted attention back then, he would fight to be the nicest, straight A student, top of the class and most helpful person of them all. Even the younger grades adore him. He secretly hates it though

Niragi = 🖤👓🌑

- He likes looking up at stars. When he was younger, he’d watch the stars above to pass the time, whenever he finishes all his homework he’d sits up on a windowsill to enjoy the view. Until now, he enjoys looking up at the dark sky. He remembers to hide his peaceful smile though

Tatta = 💌🛒🎳

- Loves bowling I bet. Absolutely does a whole lot of strikes. He enjoys outdoor activities where you socialise with others. And may I mention that he loves it when it’s Sports Day in his school? He just unintentionally has so much fun

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